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@TheWonkaTonka Yikes. Hope you’re relaxing with a glass of wine at least!

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@drkknits Oh yeah, Malcolm made a statement. Going down tomorrow. Very exciting.

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@ingridjking @drkknits Yeah, I’ve read that Bishop would be Deputy. But that’s on Twitter; I can’t find confirmation anywhere.

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@ingridjking @drkknits It’s mentioned on Guardian Live Blog, attributed to Sky News: http://t.co/3YEbuoAGJf

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Did Andrews’ repeated insistence that Abbott would win the #libspill remind anyone else of this? http://t.co/nABukITZ5q

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WOOOOOOOO!

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@themaninblue @kouky In my house we’re having whisky now.

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RT @TraceySpicer: Women of Australia, rejoice. #libspill http://t.co/thViyIgZ8B

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@TheWonkaTonka Australia just had a change of Prime Minister. The biggest conservative dickhead in the history of the world is gone!

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@TheWonkaTonka Parliamentary democracy is nuts. But fun. Like a soap opera. Australian Twitter is going NUTS.

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RT @TheRealBnut: @i386 lol, so good https://t.co/EcBYCoaODy

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@TheRealBnut @i386 Seriously? Fucking BRILLIANT.

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Okay, so next question: When do we get the bloody NBN in Chippendale? With a side of gay marriage and a republic?

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@katja_ghost *fist bump*

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AHHH, I made the same joke tonight! But @ToshGreenslade wins for making the effort of finding the clip. https://t.co/gIZk4xuxzZ

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RT @gtiso: A reminder that Australia getting a new prime minister is an ideal time to check your smoke alarms.

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@themaninblue Not on a Monday, with less than 4 hours notice. Sheesh.

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I may have just used the phrase “silver fox” in relation to our Prime Minister.

I’ll show myself out.

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@developerjack I said I’m going to bed! 😛

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RT @rcsbaker: Great to announce we’ve raised our new fund at @blackbirdvc. $200m to back Aus founders attacking global markets.

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Just booked in to take a 10 week Korean class starting next month! https://t.co/AVRXXii2bX

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RT @mcannonbrookes: Simple choice folks. Commonwealth Bank Park or Australian Technology Park? Make noise or we lose it #startupaus http:/…

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Jony Ive explains Apple Watch Hermès production challenges http://t.co/NbC4bEH5up If I had $1500 spare, I’d buy one. http://t.co/nsm3GBg9l1

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@NicoleWill100 Pact: if either of us win the lottery, we’re buying matching ones.

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@randomknits Nice! I coveted them at Bunnings. Saw recently somewhere else had them – Kmart maybe?

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RT @Kaibutsu: The accuracy. http://t.co/nQ6rALGqdy

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@RanMan904 Impressive spamming technique.

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Espresso Cola: Give Your Soda the Coffee Treatment It Deserves – Bon Appétit http://t.co/Krm0bJUUYG This sounds vile. http://t.co/gzA8X7BJQq

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Mr Snook says hello to Luna McGill. http://t.co/LrK46WTMYh http://t.co/E4YvJotykf

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Now Auntie Kris gets a turn! http://t.co/mABzkZkFaT http://t.co/dfABAQQD3W

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RT @i386: Last day @canva today. Going to miss the team 🎈😭

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@stevage1 @DamonOehlman Sadly, my response would’ve been, “Wow, not just Men’s XXL shirts!” Grateful to be remembered at all. 🙁

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Things I am inexplicably proud of: figuring out how to perform all the maintenance tasks for the office coffee machine.

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@johnallsopp Har har. (My MIL actually bought us one of these metal filters for ours! Even less waste. http://t.co/WoBKuUMzqa)

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I made Inception Cookies for @i386’s last day at @canva. My baking has had a “things inside things” theme lately. http://t.co/riEgeIV3f9

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This will not end well. http://t.co/ygSIXDKRx2 http://t.co/hslcxP2yND

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@kattjera First one was… Okay. Not great. Giving them one more shot in a week!

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@kattjera They did send me a very prompt reply thanking me for my feedback, so no complaints on the whole admin/booking side.

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