The funniest parts of this Fugging are the references to Dawson’s Creek:
Joey Potter would not lie to me like that. She didn’t lie to me when she went off on that boat with Pacey, and she didn’t lie to me when Dawson’s dad died chasing an errant scoop of ice cream, and she wouldn’t start now.
And what’s with Tom Cruise wearing the leather jacket everywhere? He wigs me out.