“It says ‘I Choo-choo-choose You,’ and there’s a picture of a train!”

Since some people have been asking about it, once again I present to you my Simpsons Valentine. (It’s the one Lisa gave to Ralph Wiggum in a memorable episode.) I made it for Snookums last year since he’s a big fan. A kind person on alt.tv.simpsons provided me with a screenshot, which I painstakingly cleaned up and enlarged. Feel free to print it out and give it to your honey.

Please note: Last year I had a lot of problems with people sourcing this image directly off my servers. Please don’t do this! I have no problem with you linking to my site (in fact, I encourage it!), but if you actually want the image to appear on your page, please upload it to your own webspace so you’re not sucking my precious bandwidth. I’ll be watching the server logs very closely to make sure everybody’s playing fair.