Since I seem to have become a housewife overnight (by virtue of the fact that Snookums has a job and I don’t), I decided that I would make the most of circumstance and be the best darn housewife I can. Thus I give you my day:

  • Work on my quilt while watching Days of Our Lives
  • Head to the gym for forty-five minutes on the stairmaster
  • Pick up a course catalog for Sydney Uni’s “Continuing Education” department
  • Clean the house from top to bottom (even the toilet!)
  • Shower, so as to be fresh and pretty for the breadwinner
  • Make peanut-butter-and-oatmeal cookies (his favorite)

Damn, am I a domestic goddess or what? (Bite me, Nigella.) I might as well be Charlotte from Sex and the City. Of course, now that he’s home I’ve gone back to normal, drinkin’ a beer and surfin’ the web. Ahhh, it feels good to be myself again. 🙂


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  1. heh—i read the first line as “work on my guilt while watching days of our lives” the first time. enjoy the time to slack while you can!

  2. Well, that too. 🙂

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