Since I seem to have become a housewife overnight (by virtue of the fact that Snookums has a job and I don’t), I decided that I would make the most of circumstance and be the best darn housewife I can. Thus I give you my day:

  • Work on my quilt while watching Days of Our Lives
  • Head to the gym for forty-five minutes on the stairmaster
  • Pick up a course catalog for Sydney Uni’s “Continuing Education” department
  • Clean the house from top to bottom (even the toilet!)
  • Shower, so as to be fresh and pretty for the breadwinner
  • Make peanut-butter-and-oatmeal cookies (his favorite)

Damn, am I a domestic goddess or what? (Bite me, Nigella.) I might as well be Charlotte from Sex and the City. Of course, now that he’s home I’ve gone back to normal, drinkin’ a beer and surfin’ the web. Ahhh, it feels good to be myself again. πŸ™‚


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  1. hehβ€”i read the first line as “work on my guilt while watching days of our lives” the first time. enjoy the time to slack while you can!

  2. Well, that too. πŸ™‚

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