Since I seem to have become a housewife overnight (by virtue of the fact that Snookums has a job and I don’t), I decided that I would make the most of circumstance and be the best darn housewife I can. Thus I give you my day:

• Work on my quilt while watching Days of Our Lives
• Head to the gym for forty-five minutes on the stairmaster
• Pick up a course catalog for Sydney Uni’s “Continuing Education” department
• Clean the house from top to bottom (even the toilet!)
• Shower, so as to be fresh and pretty for the breadwinner
• Make peanut-butter-and-oatmeal cookies (his favorite)

Damn, am I a domestic goddess or what? (Bite me, Nigella.) I might as well be Charlotte from Sex and the City. Of course, now that he’s home I’ve gone back to normal, drinkin’ a beer and surfin’ the web. Ahhh, it feels good to be myself again. 🙂