Alcohol causes breast cancer. Great. Friggin’ wonderful. Has anyone been keeping a list? I believe we’re finally at the point where everything fun will kill you. What am I supposed to do, go live in a cave off nothing but mung beans and spring water?

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  1. No, because didn’t you hear? water causes hiv. caves cause ebola. geez, kris. get with it. 8P

  2. I laugh that I may not cry. 🙂

  3. Death will get us all in the end, so might as well have fun while we’re here. 🙂

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