I was all excited when I found “How to Make a Hand-Turkey” because I’m getting ready to make some decorations for my big dinner. Then I read it and laughed and laughed.


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  1. OUCH!

    Andrea and I are having a Christmassy dinner this coming Saturday. It’s the only weekend that all of our friends are available between now and Christmas!

  2. Heh! I like the bit about cauterizing your stump.

  3. Wouldn’t a gas burner be better for cauterizing said stump? I guess not everyone is so lucky 🙂

  4. I like the part about using blunt scissors. Because, you know, you don’t want to hurt yourself.

    Don’t try this at home, kids, unless, of course, you have your parents’ permission!

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