- Man, I’m glad I dropped Film Production junior year of college. I’d hate to be stuck working in that industry.
- I didn’t know Terry Gilliam was American! I thought he was a Brit.
- Johnny Depp, while breathtakingly beautiful onscreen, looks like a disgusting dirty bum in real life. However, his ripped sleeveless shirt did allow me to verify the urban legend that he had his “Winona Forever” tattoo modified to read “Wino Forever” after they broke up. It’s clearly visible on his right shoulder.
- Johnny’s wife-to-be, Vanessa Paradis, is a diva who never turns up for appointments and looks like an alien. Seriously.
- Those giants rock.
- Horses, hail, floods, airplanes, injuries… This production was like the Book of Job.
- I really wish this movie had gotten made.
If it’s playing anywhere near you, I recommend you see it. It’ll be your only chance to see Johnny Depp yelling “F**k you!” to a fish.