- Anything not nailed down is a cat toy. Everything else is a scratching post.
- A cat is always on the wrong side of the door.
- I don’t mind a cat in its place, but its place is not in the middle of my back at 4AM.
- I want a cat with a snooze button.
- IT’s HARd to tYpe wHILe holdINf a Cat.
- To a cat, “NO!” means “not while I’m looking”.
I’m dreading the day this week when we have to try to worm her for the first time. (The vet’s done it every time before.) We’ve got this syringe of goo that we’re supposed to squirt down her throat. It’s gonna be a bloodbath.