…And just like that, the evening turns to SUCK. John Howard has just won a historic fourth term as Australian Prime Minister. The conservatives increased their numbers in the government. Latham has conceded. Catboy’s going to become a Kiwi. Everything’s turning to crap. Dammit, I’ve already emigrated from one country with an asshole for a leader; I don’t want to do it again! Please, please, please let Bush lose next month… or I think we may have to move to Sealand.
Niffler
October 10, 2004 — 12:15 am
Save me some space in your suitcase, Kris.
Kris
October 10, 2004 — 12:27 am
Ooh, maybe you can marry the Prince Regent Micheal! đŸ™‚
(I’ve been reading the Sealand history on that website and it’s HILARIOUS.)
Niffler
October 10, 2004 — 12:36 am
Well, I HAVE always wanted to be a princess!
(They should totally make a big-budget comedy out of that story… with Sean Connery as Roy.)
Kris
October 10, 2004 — 12:43 am
You’re so right. I’m surprised they haven’t! Actually I picture it more as a low-budget Australian comedy a la “Donny Deckchair”, you know?
robert
October 10, 2004 — 4:26 pm
trying to decide between the north or south island…
WeeB
October 10, 2004 — 10:25 pm
Do you reckon north and south have a rivarly like other countries.
I reckon we should spread a few rumours and start a fight.
“Your pet dolphin said I was ugly, take it back, tell him to take it back!”
Miss Helen
October 10, 2004 — 11:39 pm
I’m so ashamed to be Australian. Did you see Johnny on the cover of the telegraph doing something that looks suspiciously similar to “sieg heil”?