Sex Toy or Baby Toy? That link is totally Not Safe For Work, by the way. I scored a deeply disturbing 9 out of 15. I swear I’m not moonlighting at the Tool Shed! (Link courtesy of John.)

Later: I sent the Snook to do the quiz. “Oh no,” he said. “I only got 1 out of 15! Don’t send me to buy any toys for the baby!”