Huh. Rob dialed 911 last night (in a legitimate emergency) and it worked just fine! (The Australian number for emergency services is actually 000.) I probably would’ve done the same thing. When we last got robbed in the shop, I went to ring the cops and got paralyzed when all I could think was “911! NO! NOT 911! WHAT THE HELL IS IT?” So it’s good to know that Telstra’s got my back.