Test Results:
POSITIVE – My application for citizenship has been formally approved! Now I just have to wait until they schedule me for a ceremony. Keep your calendars free for the big “Kris Becomes A Right Aussie Sheila” Party!
NEGATIVE – I am not, repeat, not pregnant. Officially. I’ve had an upset stomach for the past month and my insane preggers sister managed to plant a seed of paranoia in my brain, such that I actually broke down and took the test just to reassure myself. Hooray! I just have an ulcer. Bring on the beer and wine.
Jenny
July 1, 2006 — 12:54 am
Congratulations!! On both results! 😉
aim
July 1, 2006 — 5:02 am
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-HAAAAAAAAA!
M-H
July 1, 2006 — 8:48 am
Heh. The pressure’s on for me then… No, *not* to get pregnant!
The Other Andrew
July 1, 2006 — 11:29 am
Go you good thing! …and other Assie exclamations of support.
missfee
July 1, 2006 — 11:48 am
mate I am looking forward you becomming a shelia, and congrats on the ulcer much less of a commitment than a kid, phew
Kris
July 1, 2006 — 11:31 pm
Interestingly, my stomach was, like, a hundred times improved today. So all the damn teasing about pregnancy was just making it WORSE!
hank
July 3, 2006 — 11:35 am
The Other Andrew – make sure you remember the “U” in “Aussie”, there’s a world of difference… 🙂