Braaaaains!

Why do zombies like to eat brains? The deadpan seriousness of some of those answers cracks me up. “My guess is that they hunger for what they’ve lost: consciousness and the soul.” “Brains are rich in cholesterol, which is essential for maintaining cell membrane pliability, which is a particular problem at the low body temperatures typical of zombies in non-tropical climates.” “They eat them for the tannic acid, to keep their undead hides tough and leathery.” Still laughing…

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  1. he he he what a thing to discuss- brains – sweet meats are very yummy – have you tried them?

  2. I’ve had sweetbreads, which I think are basically glands, but I’m not much big on the offal myself. I just have too active an imagination.

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