How to Look Like a Jerk-Ass American in a Foreign Country:
- Pay for a $13 cross stitch chart with a hundred dollar bill. Sigh dramatically as the assistant tries to scrape together $87 in change for you.
- Never say please or thank you for anything.
- Demand that the shop assistant ring you a taxi. When she explains that THIS ISN’T A HOTEL, insist that she’s being difficult and she really does know the phone number.
And you wonder why some of us pretend to be Canadian…