Robert Pattinson

DEARGOD. Robert Pattinson “manllow”. (That’s half-man, half-pillow.) That is some freaky crafting, right there.

This is where I tell you about the Snook’s crazy idea to reprogram a Billy Bass microchip to say “I’m allergic to vagina” and implant it into a sparkly sock monkey. And people think *I* come up with crazy ideas…

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  1. ha ha ha ha ha Oh I would HAVE to win one if the sock monkey said that.

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