Smug. Smart. Has to pee.

“People with full bladders make better decisions, scientists discover.” Very interesting! I have a long-held personal theory that the male ability to pee standing up results in grown men who have no ability to “hold it” for any length of time. This research therefore indicates that women – who are much better at waiting for a toilet rather than peeing up against the nearest tree or wall, like YUCK DUDES PLEASE STOP – are actually SMARTER because of it! #smug #smart #hastopee

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  1. This would also imply that when I decided The English Patient was boring and far too long, it wasn’t that my need to pee clouded my judgment of the movie, but rather allowed me to see it for the tedious dross it truly was.

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