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Category: TV

  • Ripper

    My Buffy Dream Date is… Giles? I guess I can accept that. I do like when he goes all Ripper and kicks some ass. I was really hoping for Oz though. I think the quiz sucks. Because really, within the realm of the show you’d expect Willow to get Oz, right? But there’s no way she’d have picked any of the answers that correspond to him. She’d have picked all the bookish ones like I did… which get you Giles. (Maybe that’s why there’s all that Willow/Giles fan fiction?) But anyway, I base my claim to Oz on the fact that if Willow gets him, so do I. (Link courtesy of Fresh Hell.)

  • Realisation

    Embarrassing realization o’ the day: if you’re going to rant on a friend’s weblog, for the love of God rant about something worthwhile…. as opposed to, say, “the Creek”. I’m pathetic.

  • Survivor

    Damn. My hot Survivor tip turned out to be not so hot. I’m now tied for last place in my group. Ouch. (No offense to the tipper, of course. I had no clue who to vote for anyway, and I certainly wouldn’t have voted for that Jessie person. So it’s all good.)

  • Word find

    Done worming it yet? If you’re looking for something else to fill the hours before the show, might I suggest the Word Find I created the other day for my Dahl site. It’s based on Roald Dahl’s book Matilda and it’s got some lovely British-y sounding words like “Bovril” and “Thripp” in it. Have fun.

  • Survivor

    Okay, I’ve gotta make my picks for Survivor tonight. As I haven’t actually seen the show (nor will I be able to see any of them), I’m looking for any help I can get. I’m currently researching, so any tips you can give would be much appreciated. Who’s it gonna be? Hook me up.

  • Bored now.

    Oh God. It’s 9:30 Monday morning on my first full weekday of being unemployed… and I’m already bored out of my mind. At least MBTV‘s got new Buffy and Dawson’s Creek recaps.

  • Prison name

    *Kris jumps on yet another meme bandwagon*

    So everybody’s lookin’ up their Oz Prison Bitch Name, right? Go on, try it out. Mine’s the worst. I don’t even wanna reprint it here, for fear my mom’ll see it and freak. Okay, okay… I’ll censor it a bit: “Keller’s F**k Boy”. I ask you, what the heck does that mean? Who is Keller, and why does he refer to me (obviously a girl) as a boy?

  • Disrespecting the Bing

    It’s sad how out of touch with American culture I’m becoming. When I first saw the phrase “disrespecting the Bing”, I thought it had something to do with Chandler from “Friends.”

  • She fainted?!

    Apparently Calista Flockhart fainted when she heard the news that Robert Downey Jr. had been arrested for drugs again. Fainted. Has any woman actually swooned with emotion since, like, 1885? I suppose when you’re that tiny, any disruption in your trickle of blood flow is enough to bring on a collapse. (It’s horrible, but I found this really funny: “Everyone ran over and tried to revive her. David’s face was pale but Calista, who is usually very pale, was as white as a sheet.” Of course she’s pale, she’s a skeleton.)

  • The Weakest Link

    Salon has vindicated everything I predicted about the American reception of “The Weakest Link.” Could I be any more suited for a career in film/television criticism??