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    “This isn’t AI. Voice interfaces are the command line. But you don’t get tab-to-complete.” https://t.co/RlNPWIl1Jx Ouch. No Alexa for me.

    Attn Sydney! UNSW are holding a “Crafty Mathematics” workshop May 20! Knitting & crochet & paper folding & math. ❤️🤓 https://t.co/gQw1JQiY0E https://t.co/koM8fpAyHJ

    RT @RoaldDahlFans: Willy Wonka on Saxophone and Drums https://t.co/NOL0QXdXtO – What in the world? This is very cool – but also very weird!

    @mlukanuski I’m not actually running it – just spotted and thought it looked interesting! Unfortunately I’m mentoring at @NodeGirlsSydney that day. 🙁

    @Malarkey Congrats to you both, and happy birthday @moneylady! 🎂

    If you’ve been thinking about getting into sewing, Aldi has machines and overlockers on special this week! https://t.co/EM6B9JFk7G

    @unixbigot *blushing* https://t.co/PcfYsBiR1T

    @dadcliffe Please do! I have something else on that day, but I’d love to hear how it goes.

    RT @ArtsLettersND: A @NotreDame grad in the room where it happens. Helping direct @HamiltonMusical. https://t.co/g7YY0ZDkNy https://t.co/6…

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    First ever IN-FLIGHT PLANE SELFIE! Thanks @virginaustralia for the free wifi! (Hm. This may mean I have to start l… https://t.co/FaZNpjvK1y https://t.co/geDqEcE9Jo

    RT @sarahcpr: 2016 vs 2017 https://t.co/bbxQdMoLIh

    @pwcc @johnallsopp My flight had wifi so I had it going on Spotify the whole time! Thanks for the new obsession.

    Home sweet construction zone. (The wall is finally down!) https://t.co/yQZCwsniiA https://t.co/J6yxNWKJj3

    Happy Cinco de Mayo! https://t.co/ClHWM2cBaA https://t.co/eMQJj4vImH

    Other highlight of the week: cementing BFFdom with @starbuxman over mutual love of patting kitties and punching Nazis. 😼👊

    RT @lynnlangit: Published: ‘Intro to @googlecloud in Australia’ for @yow_conf
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    @glasnt I take it you made it to Texas!

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    @gilmae Ohhhhhh. I gotcha. (Was there a horn??)

    @andee_marks I can’t wait to see the video of your talk. If the tweets were anything to go by, I’m expecting to be blown away! 🙂

    SYDNEY! If you’re not going to #ylj17 (or even if you are), you should come along Tuesday to hear talks from @bodil and @mseckington. https://t.co/FjziuX6QBb

    @gilmae Well, the Deans should still be in it, goddammit. And I really wanted to see Blaine.

    @parisba ARGH. @thecolourfool harangued me about this literally just last night.

    @lucykbain @mseckington Indeed! I actually thought of you during this one – it’s right up your alley 🙂

    See you, Perth! I had a blast at #yowwest. I’ll be back, I promise. 😉 (@ T4 Qantas Domestic & Jetstar) https://t.co/kVIwznVM4f

    @gilmae Interesting. I thought the presence of the horn would mean 99% of story would still be the same. Over and over, wheel of ka

    @gilmae So it’s more of a butterfly effect then – this rotation being vastly different it seems.

    RT @picdescbot: a person holding a cell phone https://t.co/rW2BbKipZq

    @gilmae Boo to that. The Drawing of the Three is already cinematic!

    RT @BonnePioche: At #yownight with the great @web_goddess Learning about the ‘perfect language’, presented by Bodil Stokke https://t.co/Y36…

    Fantastic Melbourne crowd to greet @bodil for her #yownight talk on “The Perfect Language.” https://t.co/rk64s13TqH

    “There’s no such thing as the perfect language. What – no one’s going to argue that? Not even the PHP developers?” 🤣 @bodil #yownight

    @mkeshav We’ve gotta change that. Any ideas?

    Incredulous chuckles as @bodil demos some of her favourite WTF JavaScript examples. #yownight https://t.co/xnUVJrvpoX

    Rust is “close to the metal”… and the start of a very interesting programming language journey. It also has a very cute mascot! #yownight https://t.co/Vg1dL6kZLL

    Do we really need another language? Maybe not. Maybe better tooling and standard libraries would improve things. @bodil #yownight

    Stop thinking about the machinery of programming; start thinking about the problem you’re solving. @bodil #yownight https://t.co/M4IR2ug5Op

    @mkeshav I’d love to have them be free, but whether we do that, people claim them but don’t turn up. 😞

    @candeira @bodil There are puppers throughout!! https://t.co/SQq0ngR7SJ

    Behold BODULA-2 – “a way to trick JavaScript programmers into becoming Haskell programmers.” 😂 #yownight https://t.co/fac0R1yN1H

    I watched Hidden Figures on the plane today. It was a little formulaic, but I was still tearing up within 10 minutes. 😭👩🏾‍💻🚀

    “This point is so important I put it in its own slide, and I put THREE dogs on it!” #yownight 🐶🐶🐶 @bodil

    @toolmantim It made me want to learn FORTRAN. 🤣

    @bodil https://t.co/sLHzhoP51f – https://t.co/0JekJ03qH3

    @glenngillen @toolmantim Huh. I did not know that. I just thought it’s because I’m a big baby. 😂

    @starbuxman I’m more of a cat person. This flufferson is waiting for me at home!! 😻 https://t.co/GWMN4DDBve

    @glasnt Can I assume you’re writing proposal for quokka emoji as we speak?

    RT @glasnt: @web_goddess why not just use “🐿️🇦🇺”? 😊

    @grepory @starbuxman Hello new friend! This is Dr Amy Jones, aka Puss-Puss, aka Softest Kitty in the World. https://t.co/QO5GwckKeo

    @caseywest Legend.

    RT @Malarkey: If I knew what React was, I would tell you that we’re looking for expert React developers at @ansarada. But I don’t.

    RT @michaelides_j: I am so fucking glad I live in Australia https://t.co/iBjV2I9LLl

    #yowwest was fun and I learned heaps, but I reckon my favourite part was theatre-geeking hard with @pwcc about Hamilton. WERK!

    @johnallsopp @pwcc I’ll let you know. (I’m listening to it now.)

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    @glasnt Oh no, did I give too much away?! That’s what was on the program. 😂

    Gov’t became attractive place to work for devs, designers, testers? @jystewart starts Day 2 #yowwest with story of GOV.UK. https://t.co/apBSiX1SGa

    Key part of GOV.UK was bringing dev experts in house – not just people managing outsourced teams. #yowwest

    Heh. The GOV.UK site won Design of the Year for 2013. Take that, @malarkey. 😉 #yowwest https://t.co/BX7y1Od3yn

    Talking about digital transformation is one thing, but £3.56 billion is another entirely. 😳💰 #yowwest https://t.co/NuiQQMBkzj

    RT @weberdc: Gov.uk design principles that ultimately saved billions of pounds. @jystewart at #yowwest https://t.co/lHIYd5dqZm

    @mmastertheone YES! Thanks. 🙂

    Unexpected positive feedback resulted in a new feature! 😂 Love it. #yowwest @jystewart https://t.co/t7w72DeywE

    BRB – just need to embroider these 4 questions on a cushion and stare at it for ten minutes every day. #yowwest @jystewart https://t.co/OVAzBrKFXH

    @KathyReid @DattaVic @NatWoolMuseum @lbhq OOH. Can the general public attend?

    @KathyReid @DattaVic @NatWoolMuseum @lbhq Just looking for an excuse to visit the museum, TBH. 😁

    RT @unixbigot: “Everyone has to know why the work matters, & what matters about the work” – @jystewart #yowwest

    Six UK security classifications reduced down to three. Reduced bureaucracy & cognitive overload. #yowwest @jystewart https://t.co/a0dhrNXfQl

    Software is only as good as outcome it achieves. Sometimes the best solution is no software. (ARE YOU LISTENING, SILICON VALLEY?) #yowwest

    RT @unixbigot: Have you tried #yowwest Choose-o-Matic yet? Don’t be afraid, touch the red circle, receive a random room recommendation. Th…

    Learning about Typescript from @JakeGinnivan from @sevenwestmedia. It was born of need for better ways to maintain large JS apps. #yowwest https://t.co/I7wCAE2Wwh

    Excellent news!! https://t.co/BETLA3casQ

    Sending ❤️ to @ewebber and thanks for introducing @jystewart to the @yow_conf family! #yowwest https://t.co/7wpqkoyvzI

    Typescript async/await allows you to compile down to support older browsers. #yowwest https://t.co/nvURa1jlKS

    He’s diving right in with the subtlety. Can you spot the difference? @twalve #yowwest https://t.co/yOTHQaLrAn

    Rather than derision, @twalve sees power and flexibility in this famous CSS meme mug. #yowwest https://t.co/ZqCAqs0K8Q

    CSS developers should get onboard with testing, atomic design, pre-processors. #yowwest @twalve https://t.co/5mdoOCvxIy

    CSS devs should use vocab of other programmers: immutability, reasoning, chaining, parallelism. Common language -> understanding. #yowwest

    Another shout out to @malarkey as @twalve shows off his Star Wars-based specificity demo. #yowwest https://t.co/gY5kqRSpA4

    Note to self: https://t.co/YuF2oaQb1m looks super cute – worth trying out! Thanks @twalve. #yowwest https://t.co/ZPdaB6zjGf

    Professor Sharkie dives into math with a discussion of the Golden Ratio. @twalve #yowwest https://t.co/a39uMbaGhL

    Big crowd for @envato’s @nocache taking about Conway vs The Monolith! #yowwest https://t.co/mfeWVM8qRp

    Envato Marketplace started out 10 years ago selling Flash files. 😲 “Yeah, we finally turned that off… last year.” 😂 @nocache #yowwest https://t.co/Q0NaOXz2xb

    @unixbigot Haha, your tweets are giving me FOMO for the Red room!

    Conway’s Law isn’t just a retrospective curiosity. Flexibility of organisation can help you make your design better in the future. #yowwest https://t.co/3qcGG7uSTS

    You can refactor teams into structures you want software to have *before* the software has those structures. @nocache #yowwest https://t.co/9rhFON2hCp

    @daphnechong @GOTOchgo And here I am at #yowwest, reminiscing about our speaking experience here last year! You’re GLOBAL now. 😂

    @unixbigot This reads like one of those weird stream-of-consciousness Twitter bots. (WTF is going on over there?!)

    @unixbigot @girlgerms OHHH. I didn’t get it. I just meant the Red room at @yow_conf. 😂

    OH NO! @unixbigot’s Choose-O-Matic suffered a cake-related hardware issue… #yowwest https://t.co/4bWsn8jGEd

    So excited to introduce more Aussies to the amazing @starbuxman. You’re in for a treat! #yowwest https://t.co/vabgXLZgUd

    My timeline has looked a lot like this lately. 😂 Yeah, yeah. I’ve seen Kniterate. I won’t be dropping $5K on it tho! @ambika_m @darylljann https://t.co/133RX0UY5n

    @unixbigot PHEW! Relieved.

    RT @weberdc: Blue Eared Kingfisher lives on the island of Java, it’s native to it, and flies in the clouds.👏 @starbuxman #yowwest https://t…

    RT @FakeSamRitchie: “I love production and so should you – it’s better than Disneyland” @starbuxman #yowwest

    The next best thing to presenting at #yowwest is to get namechecked in a talk! Thanks @starbuxman. ☺️ https://t.co/CH7vvtuMwu

    Going back to the dawn of the Internet for the start of @pwcc’s talk on HTTP/2. #yowwest https://t.co/qVVqIacio2

    We’re closing in on 2.8Mb for average web page size. 😵 @pwcc #yowwest https://t.co/iadjMdqXW5

    A nice side effect of making the Web load faster is making more 💰 for your employer (which hopefully results in bonus for you). 🎁 #yowwest

    Hey @juniordev_io – we’re still looking for a volunteer to help with YOW Night tom. Anyone interested? Free ticket! https://t.co/6uGKdQPTLD

    WIZARDRY. He still talking on stage! 😂 #yowwest https://t.co/b1nHjF85Fd https://t.co/KKTJtoJDBO

    Gutted to miss @glasnt’s excellent talk, but so excited for @darthted to share his remote team wisdom! #yowwest https://t.co/c3YJIyf1Hh

    Finder doesn’t use remote teams as a cost saving, but rather to find best people for team. Good thing – there are hidden costs! #yowwest https://t.co/1JXzd7yWLC

    Regardless of where teams are located, they need Autonomy, Purpose, and Vision to be successful. @darthted #yowwest https://t.co/VGZ0U8UBkF

    Finder doesn’t do live standups anymore; they use StatusHero. Interesting – bookmarking for later research. #yowwest https://t.co/lkNdHO5vLi

    @the_nathanjones @unixbigot Some people have fidget cubes; I’ve got my knitting. 😁

    RT @unixbigot: If you could send one #yowwest talk from today back in time to you-five-years-ago, which one would it be? For me it’s @dart…

    Really hoping @mseckington can help me answer this question once and for all… #yowwest https://t.co/YTPmFSPTg9

    Regrets are basically the human equivalent of technical debt. Reflecting and refactoring can help us avoid. #yowwest @mseckington

    @johnallsopp 😳

    A unique form of personal retrospective: could you describe what you do in six objects? #yowwest @mseckington https://t.co/UBxC0CCy9S

    Your values are the things you’d want to see on a Report Card for yourself, the words you’d want others to use to describe you. #yowwest https://t.co/UtQcVM99h7

    @MitchPommers @mseckington Could maybe even get them to bring an object in to share and discuss!

    Some sample questions and prompts you could use for a personal retrospective. @mseckington #yowwest https://t.co/pIHQLlNYJD

    Yayyyy! Submit your application here: https://t.co/hTKZYCqFk2. Let’s grow the pool of excellent women speakers in Australia! #yowwest 💁🎤 https://t.co/PRmqCZfUOe

    @Mandy_Kerr It’s not for any specific event – so make it whatever your ideal tech topic would be. What are you enthusiastic about?

    @Mandy_Kerr Submit your Respond talk! The mark of a real speaker is RECYCLING.

    @guthrie_jarod @juniordev_io Thank you! I had some replies and I think we’ve got enough. 😉

    @yow_conf @Bankwest @thoughtworks @Bitgenics THANK YOU!!! 😍

    Hm. I like Idris as Roland, but it looks like they changed the plot a LOT. (Where are Suzannah & Eddie & Oy?) #katet https://t.co/qOt83xk5S2

    “This Is Not Your Grandma’s Knitting” | Abby’s Yarns – HELL YEAH. https://t.co/0dYKxhz5Gg

    RT @kleeut: I mentioned @dddsydney last night. Call for papers is open. They’re a short train trip from Newcastle. https://t.co/BEa6rt7ovq

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    RT @yow_conf: Wake up, wake up, Perth! It’s #yowwest Day 1! Don’t forget to bring your device chargers!

    RT @lyynx: #yowwest selfie https://t.co/bAyXhWrJSR

    RT @unixbigot: Ladies and Gentlemen, Charge Your Clickers. #yowwest is go.

    Andy Weir from @Bankwest talking about why events like #yowwest are important for Aussie tech companies. It’s all about being competitive. https://t.co/16rkXdRhXp

    ❤️ the enthusiasm of the awesome #yowwest volunteers! https://t.co/mlUgQjIPob

    “Nobody is going to save you. It’s up to every organisation to face up to the disruption coming in your industry.” #yowwest

    I’m so excited for @Doctor_Astro’s keynote on Mars exploration! (I even dressed up for it especially.) 🚀 #yowwest https://t.co/2yzJM37cue

    @cbetta @yow_conf Nobody bothers to read the program! 😂

    Why go to Mars? Well, the temp on Venus is about the same as the self-cleaning function on your oven. 😂☀️🔥 @Doctor_Astro #yowwest https://t.co/H1j30do0zd

    @webdirections @Doctor_Astro Oh, the Space Geek love is strong in this room!

    If you can’t be at #yowwest today, you should follow @unixbigot for a recap of *everything*. (Except his own talk, I hope!)

    After two Mars mission failures due to unit conversion errors, NASA now uses metric for everything. 😂#yowwest https://t.co/VsP1VFJKK2

    Heh. @Doctor_Astro did recon at Perth Zoo yesterday so she could relate rover sizes to familiar local fauna. #yowwest https://t.co/oi6P8bCVmT

    TFW you’re hearing about accuracy of The Martian from a real life astrophysicist. 😲 (@Doctor_Astro says it was mostly good!) #yowwest

    Wow. Modern smartphones have way more computing power than rovers, due to intense radiation shielding needed on Mars. #yowwest

    Does NASA use Agile? Not really – it’s hard to iterate when your only full test happens as the thing is plummeting to Mars! #yowwest https://t.co/0cTTV6348O

    @glasnt It’s an accurate illustration of some of the Agile teams I’ve been on. 😂

    @unixbigot They should’ve had it check in on Swarm too. 😂

    News flash! If you go to Mars, you’re gonna be a vegetarian. 😁🌽🥔 @Doctor_Astro #yowwest https://t.co/k0EseUFhjw

    @betterbomb @Doctor_Astro I know – have read it and seen lots of interviews with author Andy.

    IoT doesn’t intrinsically suck – 90% of everything sucks! Short product cycles and fragmentation don’t help though. @unixbigot #yowwest https://t.co/gXFsOM18NR

    Sometimes it takes losing 10% of your stock price to motivate a company to put out a security patch. 😲 #yowwest @unixbigot https://t.co/kxLZRqLA3f

    Pro tip from @unixbigot: Fing can help you catalog and monitor the devices on your network. https://t.co/FnGFzlPs5C #yowwest

    The 5 Ages of IT, according to @unixbigot. Pretty much everything is a computer now. #yowwest https://t.co/K3qdYAXaQ4

    RT @MitchPommers: “When everything is a computer, everyone is a sysadmin or no one is” – @unixbigot #yowwest

    RT @FakeSamRitchie: “[With IOT] our sysadmin practices are not going to scale, even if we retrain every imminently redundant Uber driver” @…

    “If I can give you one bit of advice today: Don’t. Embed. Shell scripts.” @unixbigot #yowwest

    Ack! Five months later, and @unclebobmartin is still stalking me at @yow_conf events. 😂 #yowwest https://t.co/AnaaUX47EB

    RT @smithcdau: Real time closed captioning of talks at #yowwest #ailive https://t.co/6cHo6CUafX

    Great energy from @AshleyAitken as he kicks off his talk on Lean Startup for developers. #yowwest https://t.co/ZWZTT890c9

    Incremental innovation improves; disruptive changes the business model; but radical innovation changes the MEANING #yowwest https://t.co/m4J7w2ndG3

    997/1000 startups fail – not repeatable, viable, scalable, and customers don’t want! All of which means NO 💰. #yowwest @AshleyAitken https://t.co/Vgws696Anj

    The question for startups is not CAN you build it, but SHOULD you. Now why does that advice feel familiar… 😂 @AshleyAitken #yowwest https://t.co/Hvrn7WCYjs

    Startups are in Search mode – goal is to find business model. Only then can they evolve into big company in Execution mode. #yowwest https://t.co/sn82Gn6N1l

    #1 advice for people working in startups – GET OUT OF THE BUILDING. Preferably close enough to see pupils dilate when you talk! 😳#yowwest

    As dev in a Lean startup, don’t focus on scaling and “shiny things”. Instead it’s all about validated learning. #yowwest @AshleyAitken https://t.co/LkulXz9hYD

    I liked the Wizard of Oz analogy – shiny front end, but everything behind the curtain is manual and hidden. #yowwest https://t.co/OkAWwPsDIQ

    I know from experience what a great teacher @notsolonecoder is, so I’m excited to learn about consistency from her! #yowwest https://t.co/idXkCNOIDJ

    @evanderkoogh @bodil @decadentdickens Wrong Katie Bell! You mean @notsolonecoder 😂

    Developers like consistency guarantees. It makes your life easier, so Google developed Spanner to handle offload a lot of that. #yowwest https://t.co/jTVgp4JBB1

    Strongly amused that this is the slide @notsolonecoder used to represent “The Future”. 😹 #yowwest https://t.co/qjUHVyumEO

    Timestamps alone are not enough to guarantee linearisation of your data transactions. Why? Clock drift. #yowwest https://t.co/yOHAhTHC8w

    “I’m not a distributed systems expert but I’m gonna show example things we did that made us 💰” @philiplaureano has our attention! #yowwest https://t.co/xzkypnGyqb

    “You know who you remind me of?” – @lyynx

    I know. I get that a lot. 😂 https://t.co/yE6lOe4rYs

    Not just theory – @philiplaureano is showing (dummy) code examples of how Domain achieved consistency in clickstream event data. #yowwest https://t.co/iM6YmV5IRZ

    @malcolmsheridan @philiplaureano To be fair, he did admit as much during the talk. It was just an example.

    RT @marlousteh: @yow_conf We stuck ours here 😂😂😂 #yowwest #tech #innovation #fun @web_goddess https://t.co/Kbe9uzADke

    I thought having two Katie’s was confusing enough! 😂 https://t.co/dgbL7mxDYu

    “I don’t care about Docker or Ansible, and I sure as hell don’t care about my Windows Server.” Focus on your core business. @RhysC #yowwest https://t.co/D1VZePCYTv

    How to code in the cloud? Don’t just write random little bits in AWS Console and glue together. @RhysC will show us the right way! #yowwest https://t.co/YPXrmLH5JK

    Code is happening! @RhysC narrating his recorded real-time demo of creating a new serverless service. #yowwest https://t.co/8tntDW2fUN

    GitHub + AWS + Slack = working build server in < 30 minutes! #yowwest @RhysC https://t.co/SNf6x5LNCI

    RT @unixbigot: Argh, next slot at #yowwest is another o-my-daughter-oh-my-ducats dilemma. Mad props to the so many great speakers, and AWS…

    Rob Ciolli knows his audience – using a Beer example in his talk about Rx in the Real World! #yowwest 🍺 https://t.co/Eppbv31bNx

    “What did we think of that? Not much. Let’s try again and be HEAPS more Reactive.” 😂 #yowwest

    @Brett_Jay Where can I invest? 😂

    Starting to get suspicious that Rob is fishing for sponsorship by @FeralBrewing in his #yowwest tech talk. 😂 https://t.co/NpzqUz3BtM

    “@Doctor_Astro puts shit on Mars! How am I supposed to compete with that? ‘I can make a website responsive’?” – @malarkey 😂 #yowwest https://t.co/A5H0EB0P2e

    Is it important if a style guide is ugly, as long as it has the information? Andy says YES. Beauty complements functionality. #yowwest https://t.co/WlQIzmiWDo

    RT @LukeSleeman: @Malarkey “I ordered British rails style guide … It didn’t arrive on time” 🔥😂 #yowwest

    Tweets from #yowwest dropping off as we all stare at the cavalcade of amazing design examples @malarkey runs through… https://t.co/ohxz7zVaKT

    Kind of neat that we started and ended the day at #yowwest talking about NASA! https://t.co/OWoso0wHo4

    One way of testing font choices: make a simple HTML page with them and check on various devices to determine min/max sizes. #yowwest

    RT @unixbigot: I’m seeing an entire room of mostly coders completely rapt at @malarkey’s impassioned keynote about communicating design sty…

    Style guides can be a great place to try out shiny new tech like Flex box and grids, without expectation of browser support. #yowwest

    @unixbigot EXACTLY. Perfect analogy!

    Shopify Polaris – “the best design guide I’ve seen this year.” @malarkey #yowwest https://t.co/odFoiOUWnq

    @notsolonecoder Still going??

    @notsolonecoder Sweet, be there very soon!!

    @Malarkey @yow_conf @SydCSS We’ll miss you!

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    @davidbanham 😐

    @darthted Woohoo! The sun is shining, my friend.

    Hey Perth – where’s good for lunch near the convention center? #yowwest

    @the_nathanjones Wait. Pretty sure I had 🍺 in the Cloisters Arcade last year. @daphnechong @evanderkoogh does that ring a bell? 😂

    @the_nathanjones @daphnechong @evanderkoogh Ooh, must’ve been that then.

    @the_nathanjones I can’t. @the_snook would never let me live it down. https://t.co/am93FrkLO4

    RT @yow_conf: Join us as a sponsor at our upcoming conferences in Singapore & Hong Kong https://t.co/MomOtxTeMa

    @evanderkoogh @the_nathanjones There’s a speaker reception on at 6, but depending how late that goes, I might be available after.

    @unixbigot You are a mensch. 😀 Let that be the only down-note of the week!

    Pretty much everybody should either be here or landing very soon! Thanks for the warm welcome. ☀️❤️ PERTH. #YOWWest https://t.co/IWgTCP0sYn

    @bringer128 @evanderkoogh @Bitgenics @yow_conf 😵 @evanderkoogh YOU MADE A REAL LIFE THING.

    RT @brianwisti: I swear to God I just spent ten minutes trying to figure out what this pot shop has to do with JavaScript.

    It’s a new fra…

    @evanderkoogh @bringer128 We are at the Trustee Bar – close to hotel!

    Amazing night with the #yowwest speakers. Stay tuned for the inevitable @starbuxman photos…

    @starbuxman Waving at @caseywest, far far away!

    RT @starbuxman: @web_goddess YOU https://t.co/ougeSKUhUq

    RT @starbuxman: @web_goddess Are https://t.co/KX2nxkaZkq

    @mmastertheone Oh cool. Thank you!!

    RT @sgoetter: I’m just gonna start a thread of some of my favorite Moomin strips. https://t.co/EYj2n7MXRG

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    @drdralal Not a full course, but I did a half day of welding at @workshop_aus last year. Really good!

    @starbuxman @yow_conf Regretting not flying in a day earlier!

    Don’t forget Melbourne – even if you’re not at #yowwest or #lambdajam, you can still see @bodil Thursday! https://t.co/6uGKdQPTLD https://t.co/dDDRSlctBX

    A new record TTBDTM: 20 seconds. (Time in Taxi Before Donald Trump is Mentioned.) ‘ken oath, mate.

    RT @pyconau: This is the LAST WEEK before the #pyconau Call for Proposals closes! https://t.co/9QBAur3yJq

    @DDsD I deleted Uber. I’d rather have to hear about DT than support them at present.

    @robdmoore @bodil I’m still honestly not sure which parts (if any) are fiction. 😂

    RT @web_goddess: Don’t forget Melbourne – even if you’re not at #yowwest or #lambdajam, you can still see @bodil Thursday! https://t.co/6uG…

    Here we come Perth! #yowwest (@ Gate 45 (T2) in Mascot, NSW, NSW) https://t.co/18cgo8nGjJ https://t.co/4Exugnp3c8

    @thepaulrayner Did your ears prick up? We were *just* talking about you and wondering when you’ll be back for another @yow_conf event!

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    Frontend meetup happening next week has 6 dudes speaking. 😐 Any Sydney women available for last min lightning talk? DM for details.

    Because yeah, I’m not going to promote events that don’t seem to have made any good faith effort at diversity. 🙁

    @randomknits My prediction is you sign on for a PhD.

    Men of the world – when your partner asks for a hairstyle assessment, “wide” and “triangle” are not words that should come out of your mouth

    @USPSHelp Well, it was night in Australia where I live, but I appreciate the sentiment. 🙂

    @randomknits Dr. Randomknits has a nice ring to it!

    Found @bekathwia’s blog post about Emission Spectra Scarves but PDFs all 404. https://t.co/OoJkl7lNYI to the rescue! https://t.co/CH4zZBp8iH

    I reckon tungsten is my favourite. https://t.co/0v4pjchqaU https://t.co/QahDE3wQwS

    @bekathwia The Python pattern generator appears lost to the ages though. 🙁 Would love to help get that back up running if I can!

    @evanderkoogh “Wow, you’ve really got some volume happening there, but I’m not sure that shape suits your face.” See? Not so hard! 😜

    @jesstelford You can cross mine off your list! @JedWatson got back to me. All good. 🙂

    I should be in full-on #yowwest prep mode. Anybody else procrastinating on packing? https://t.co/i72bFuYLCI

    Wow, @canva’s own @poppiepack got linked on Metafilter and it wasn’t even me! 👏 https://t.co/2hvE8eo2m0

    AskMeFi: suggestions for Arrested Development themed party foods. My suggestion was “Banger in the Mouth”. 😂 https://t.co/5leyKPRVYm

    He didn’t go for the tape square, but fresh laundry? EVERY DAMN TIME. 😹 https://t.co/S4uomPCwTH https://t.co/R7x7TJ5Sup

    Somebody ❤️’s me. https://t.co/0n9JkupLRw https://t.co/5yXinXxW7G

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    Inspired by @zpbappi’s #SyPy talk last night to train neural network to knit a sweater with an MNIST dataset motif. https://t.co/7cs42cwrl7 https://t.co/xZracH93vE

    Super cool. Can’t wait for our trip to see the eclipse! https://t.co/vKnoMSE5si

    @mage0r @zpbappi @chixors ARGH, I keep meaning to meet up with @chixors when I’m in Melbs. I’ll be their next Thursday night for this: https://t.co/6uGKdQPTLD

    Sydney: don’t miss your chance to see @mseckington and @bodil on May 9. They don’t get to Oz very often! https://t.co/ggPPItN94G #SyPy

    @delitescere @Doctor_Astro @PlanetDr Do they need any chaperones?? 😛

    @delitescere @Doctor_Astro @PlanetDr I am super qualified! https://t.co/eWpogmApyX

    @iamnotyourbroom The hilarious thing is today’s wasn’t even prompted by own mentions! https://t.co/n6oczFghAW @jedws

    Experienced JS devs – @NodeGirlsSydney needs mentors for the NodeBots session. Earn some good karma and volunteer! https://t.co/3o1yik9r9E

    @BezPublic @melissaekline That’s the short version. Here’s the long one. 🙂 https://t.co/Qck6Pp1odZ

    @nconnaughton Visiting fam in Indiana, then Chicago, then hiking in Yellowstone, then eclipse in middle-of-nowhere Wyoming. 🙂

    RT @yow_conf: #yowwest is just days away! We cannot wait to see you all in Perth, so don’t forget your tickets https://t.co/mGFrW89wK0

    @charis Nah, sending Dave on his own this time I think. Look for me in June or July. (Hmmmm. @webconf_asia…)

    @msharp @LookaheadSearch Ooh, is the crowd assembling? I’m still on the couch!

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    RT @techsydneyau: Next Mon: come hear Eventbrite’s CEO Julia Hartz open up about building the world’s largest event tech platform – https:/…

    @LeenaVanD I got Gold Frequent Flyer status this year. So now I’m a fancy person who sits in a lounge instead of waiting at the gate.

    @LeenaVanD Well, TBH I’m still boggled by seeing children in there. I didn’t take my first trip on an airplane until I was 16.

    @LeenaVanD I’ve still never flown in anything but Economy. I think *that* would be the real mindfuck.

    iTWire – Expand Your Mind at YOW! West May 2 – 3 in Perth and Lambda Jam in Sydney May 8 – 9 https://t.co/icct53qJjs–-9.html via @BowThemes

    RT @yow_conf: In Sydney a student who loves IT & want to be an active member of the community? Volunteer at #yowdata Sep 18-19 https://t.co…

    @demanrisu @LeenaVanD Yeah, I reckon that would ruin me.

    @Xavier_Ho We’re subsidising travel for domestic speakers for @yow_conf at our smaller events this year! But yeah, in the past I’ve had to self-fund. 😒

    @Xavier_Ho And always use incognito window to check prices. They bump it up on repeat visits from same browser. 😡

    @developerjack Yeah. It’s the only thing that makes having to file with IRS bearable. I always pay more here, so no tax due there thankfully.

    Julian kicking things off at #SyPy tonight. @glasnt is up first! https://t.co/YrJ9S2oqb9

    Even when @glasnt isn’t officially talking about emoji, she still works in emoji. 🐍 #SyPy https://t.co/oN3DmQnEa5

    @DamonOehlman Flagging to make sure you saw it. 😉 https://t.co/QoByYjlmak

    @cathyblabla @200ok @msharp I got the Logitech 400 too. About $70 I think? Mine has a sticker so I don’t confuse it with all the other folks’.

    Imagining a Tech Talk Pun-Off Death Match between @glasnt and @FakeSamRitchie. Not sure where I’d put my $ to be honest…

    RT @MelanieHannah: your company shouldn’t have more ping pong tables than women in leadership unless you’re a ping pong table manufacturing…

    @glasnt @DrRhysPockett Canonical short one was from TEDx: https://t.co/28DdDkDeqc. Full 45min tech version: https://t.co/E0pRd7LYOf

    Including product placement by Crown Lager. #sorrynotsorry 😂 https://t.co/b7PdWtOX68

    RT @seansonbronson: hell yeah it’s @web_goddess’ knitting as code presentation at #sypy tonight https://t.co/DXopFN3x8f

    @seansonbronson Frankly, the fact that you saw it a 2nd time and still enjoyed it is the best compliment! 😁

    @seansonbronson PS your Twitter name is THE BEST

    RT @tylerfbradley: ⚪️ single

    ⚪️ taken

    🔘 in a relationship with this picture of jeff goldblum working a food truck https://t.co/KJopILR8wG

    @MichelePlayfair Oh god yes.

    @anthonypjshaw Absolutely! https://t.co/hTKZYCqFk2

    RT @rachelandrew: Local meetups struggling to get speakers. Yet people asking me how to get into public speaking. This is how. Speak at you…

    @gilmae In his dank cave of an office, @the_snook has two dozen CD-Rs with very early Dr Who eps sourced off Usenet. 🤓

    RT @RoaldDahlFans: “I apologise to mugwumps everywhere.” Dahl is in the news as Boris Johnson bewilders UK with an obscure insult! https://…

    @mootpointer @mattdelves I usually go with a haircut, maybe a new colour.

    RT @containercamp: We’re delighted to announce @EWB_Australia, @GGDSydney AND @WWCSyd as community partners of Container Camp AU https://t…

    I need a name for the Law that whenever programming and sewing/knitting comes up, a “helpful” dude mentions Jacquard looms.