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    Results of experiment: negative. Cat intelligence hypothesis confirmed. https://t.co/PZrTHnQWN3 https://t.co/a4uyhGUW9K


    Pretty sure this is where my lifelong chicken phobia was born https://t.co/C0a9eokHoP


    The Skeksis Chamberlain sounds disturbingly like Floki from Vikings.


    Debating whether time saved by using pre-existing WordPress plugin will be negated by time lost during inevitable CSS debugging. 🤔


    @matthewfellows Been running WP for over a year now. It’s not that bad if you know what you’re doing. 😉


    Happy dance 💃 as I submit my first OS patch and bug report… but WHOA, it’s 1am!? How did that happen??


    @pyko Now we just need @paprikaapp to add a social feature so we can comment on each other’s saved recipes. 😂


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    Did you know Priceline sell fake cucumber slices you can stick on your face to moisturise? Well, they do. 😂🥒 https://t.co/PabkzBuExw https://t.co/qFyMAG06jr


    For the record, I cut my hair WAY before I knew this was going to happen!!!! @HANSwerThePhone @tinypang https://t.co/z4ntPzqwB0


    @HANSwerThePhone @tinypang I *gasped* when I realised Juggy took his hat off for Betty.


    That is a lot of knitting for 7 days. No wonder my wrists hurt. (I ❤ that pocket though.) https://t.co/dXTA4CIDyN https://t.co/1tPyCk3ypH


    The Snook rails against this all the time. They’re always on the footpath. (We’re not anti-cyclist; we are cyclists ourselves.) https://t.co/7Q8DbbP3op


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    RT @yow_conf: Next Sydney #yownight May 9 with power duo @mseckington & @bodil. Get your tix here! https://t.co/iDJYUmc7k3


    @GuyKawasaki Ha! It’s your parable again. 🙂 https://t.co/jGLIRPZjVS


    Picking up the artisanal hot cross buns I ordered off the Internet like a damn hipster. (at @BrickfieldsBake) https://t.co/yL3JhJTT3s


    Tucking in. Thanks, @brickfieldsbakery! https://t.co/RFAMh3X3ZF https://t.co/TkjHNmOnAU


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    There are so few occasions when I get to use my comic book knowledge in a professional setting. Today is one of those days. 😆


    @evanderkoogh Draft marketing email mentions @mseckington’s talk “Marvel Guide to Developers” but has a Superman logo on it. KRIS TO THE RESCUE!


    RT @yow_conf: Grab your tix now for #yownight in Melbourne May 4 with @bodil on designing the perfect language https://t.co/h48OX9bQ0v


    @gilmae WAIT, that’s not on stick! That’s a UTENSIL. I call shenanigans. @randomknits


    @jessfraz Well, to be fair I know a lot of people who claim the CTO title and there are only 3 people in their startup. (Granted, all dudes.)


    @jessfraz I have been wracking my brain about your question. Unfortunately no, I don’t know a single woman in that type of role. 😐


    @gilmae I speculated that they’re just sitting in there. And that’s the horror. Them.


    The Bowlo is GOING OFF tonight, mate! (@ 99 On York in Sydney, NSW) https://t.co/nP9XJzt6tz


    @soknitsome won the Easter raffle! https://t.co/Q7Rx0wJIfe https://t.co/JjsHRB7ztF


    @The_McJones @pipequanta @TehMuck @resync I ❤ this entire thread.


    @tcn33 For me: Avatar


    @randomknits *raised eyebrow*


    @The_McJones Now you’re going to tell me Porkins wasn’t his real name.


    @randomknits @gilmae Did he enter?!


    This is already amaaaaaazing. (The wine must flow.) https://t.co/SKuqtNTuk2 https://t.co/5ESCIgNkrM


    Why are they vacuuming the Emperor’s floor? The exposition is very useful (compared to the miniseries), but the visuals are CONFOUNDING. https://t.co/sxPbmpW49K


    WTF IS EVEN HAPPENING. https://t.co/PClfDjvwhB


    Suddenly craving crispy fried chicken. https://t.co/RweC2wTZF0


    Pretty sure I had a Trapper Keeper with that on it in the 80′s. https://t.co/8MF3I1eDXK


    @unixbigot @mpesce This is my first viewing. I’ve only seen the miniseries with William Hurt.


    @unixbigot @mpesce I think I just got to the spacefold scene. I feel like drugs are needed for full effect.


    Paul Atreides is such a fluffy-haired Mary Sue!


    As someone who sews, this collar detailing seems… unnecessary. https://t.co/mBRAK47f10


    @justjohnfornow Indeed. I’m watching this masterpiece for the first time.


    Patrick Stewart is clutching a pug in a firefight. Why? I love this. https://t.co/YBIsnnjV8A


    Are the Harkonnens all GINGER in this version? I strongly object.


    @simonraikallen @craigles75 WHOA!!! So amaaaaazing!!!!


    OH HELL YES. #sexytimes https://t.co/q6UQfgn5Uc


    @craigles75 Rodd said to reply: “I’m watching you poo.”


    RT @craigles75: Strange seeing so much of @web_goddess in our toilet cubicles @SEEK_Geek – you’re everywhere! https://t.co/i3OAgpM0f5


    @dlutzy It’s like it turned into Minecraft for a minute.


    I feel like if I were on Arrakis, I would NOT wear my hair like that. https://t.co/2kSzDBo0Ol


    “FATHER – THE SLEEPER HAS AWAAAAKENED!” I’m totally recording that as my new morning alarm.


    @verbaliza @lucierobson Are those STIGMATA cookies?!?? 😂


    Petey can’t bring himself to look at Patrick Stewart’s mullet. https://t.co/W78Ix8ZJXW


    Why did this suddenly get steampunk? https://t.co/fNWwUmsDYK


    If I hadn’t already decided not to reproduce, this little creep would’ve sealed the deal. https://t.co/pjevu16MFX


    @Jestingrabbit I know. I did watch the whole series and read the book.


    Last night I joked, “I’ll cook dinner if you bake me a pie.” The Snook was like, “Done.” ☺️ https://t.co/QyVTbB4rfU https://t.co/l9qt4nL7W2


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    Heh. I should get a commission on @videosmithery’s scarves! 🤣 They’re here, @jodionis: https://t.co/MtJjGwC5Ow https://t.co/ycfzxWB3hO


    The Problem with Working From Home. 😼 https://t.co/UJ0rYBqv6I https://t.co/TFwhqG1NK8


    @MelissaKaulfuss You’re forgetting all of us who aren’t developers anymore for that very reason–OH LOOK, A SHINY THING!


    @xyz_paul @darylginn That cat is being useful. My cats just stick their butt in my face.


    Big crowd as @twalve kicks off the inaugural SydJS(J)! #sydjs ThNks for hosting @coderfactory! https://t.co/WouYzU7kGQ


    Our first speaker @Noviny has a background in philosophy. I love this meetup already. #SydJS https://t.co/b57aP30Bdf


    Jargon is alienating for new coders. When you’re giving an explanation, watch for confused looks & keep definitions short. #sydjs @Noviny


    Anna from Atlassian telling us about her experience and how she “gits” things done. #SydJS https://t.co/7FyfjcUm2B


    @slace @twalve Two more, actually. Multiplying like 🐇


    Best practices for using git, if you’re new to it! Well done, Anna. #SydJS https://t.co/1nFul6RQQb


    Intro to functional programming from @alex_karolis. YES! #SydJS https://t.co/wMJ3nw0dcp


    @collypops @twalve @coderfactory This is the first one! On the final speaker now.


    @collypops Not sure. I’m not feeling great so I’ll probably head home. How long are you in Sydney??


    @collypops I’m gonna be there next week! Beer on Friday the 21st? I’ll email you details!


    @DanSiepen OHMYGOD I HONESTLY DIDNT EVEN HEAR IT! I’m the worst. I will make amends. #grovelling #apologetic


    @caleighmary @GGDSydney There are many different versions on Slideshare! 😂 https://t.co/0MdVmpOGtY A full YouTube video should be coming in the next few weeks…


    @hannahcancode @lightningdb There’s a few of us around. 😉


    @joshduck Hey! I’m coming to Brisbane next week to give a talk. Going to be around? I’m hosting beers on Friday night… 🙂


    @gilmae You mean the lasagna, right?


    @mattallen You’re not “tooting” instead, are you?


    @mattallen It’s what the Mastodon people call tweeting.

    Seriously.


    @mattallen See, because you’re not ON Twitter, you don’t know about the new ALTERNATIVES to Twitter. https://t.co/uvGQIdvbdI


    @joannaferrari48 ❤❤❤


    This is my boss at @yow_conf! I’m fortunate to get to work for such a legend. https://t.co/1b4vbMT4iT


    @randomknits HA! Genius.


    Learning some fundamentals is useful though. I enjoyed Petzold’s “Code,” which is basically this comic in reverse. https://t.co/s6zm7Z6SoK https://t.co/anEnjaTpsu


    @neil_killick Ooh, I’ve done the last four stops myself on a trip a few years back. Very memorable!


    Marimekko’s pattern of progressive design – Curbed https://t.co/EffCzzCkJl I ❤️ Marimekko! https://t.co/5le9nPJu1T


    If you want to keep the local music scene alive, start shows earlier https://t.co/wMZmJt3yHY // YES, THIS x 100.


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    Worth reading, esp. if you’re smarting at not getting selected for one of @yow_conf’s events. So many reasons, some out of your control! https://t.co/92FNYnATQ4


    Holy crap. Just counted and realised tonight will be the 21st version I’ve delivered of this talk over the last 3 years. 😳 #GGDSyd


    I reckon I might even be ahead of @glasnt’s emoji talk? 🤔


    @glasnt Yeah, all permutations.


    And it all started at @webdirections WDYK in April 2014!


    @virtualwolf Yeah. I honestly thought it was like half that.


    @brown_note I’m approaching the Platonic Ideal, mate.


    Big crowd at @GGDSydney tonight, including several dudes! Like @msharp and @busbub! #GGDSyd https://t.co/AUbLvEGucF


    @s_tabassum On the way!!


    True confession time as @cathyblabla relates her worries and anxieties upon getting pregnant as a woman in tech. #GGDSyd https://t.co/l7IupuNoUA


    “Don’t follow any advice you’re not comfortable with… including mine.” Good life advice from @cathyblabla. #GGDSyd https://t.co/7RYfbEMDAN


    @katsbud @GGDSydney YES! Now I’m picturing many #ggdsyd women wearing @videosmithery’s scarves.


    Public service announcement – if you’re not on the #GGDSyd Slack channel, come see me and I’ll invite you!


    😂 @bottomley_g has the room rolling as she walks us through some of the SCARY FACTS about women in tech. #GGDSyd https://t.co/VG2HyKx2xi


    As @bottomley_g says, I’ve got the Sisterhood behind me. (Literally.) #GGDSyd https://t.co/CrvqWjvI56


    @darthted @dp_lewis Nah, it was @busbub! Slightly different.


    @katsbud @GGDSydney @videosmithery Nah, but you can knit your own! https://t.co/i6PZK6CsNu


    @katsbud @GGDSydney @bottomley_g I feel like we should do that at every meeting! Like taking the Girl Scout Pledge. 😻


    @mmastertheone You’re still not in?!


    @mmastertheone sent!!


    Married geek life. 🤓 https://t.co/FXtPZa9FxS https://t.co/RHxQjyXREc


    Conference organisers: you should be asking @cathyblabla and @bottomley_g to speak. They’re both AMAZING. #GGDSyd


    @mark_sabbatical @azadehkhojandi Yep, point was taken. 😉


    RT @busbub: @ girl geeks Sydney tonight w @rosiepower_ ^_^ finally seeing @web_goddess’s talk on knitting and code 💯💯 https://t.co/0Yuzm7Oe…


    And I am stoked that my awesome @welovecolors tights were captured for posterity! 😂 https://t.co/mvSs8rmUVB


    RT @azadehkhojandi: @web_goddess #ggdsyd knitting is binary https://t.co/CJipCZRNUQ


    Knitting was always cool! QR codes… not so much. 😂 https://t.co/jf8fWhU2JZ


    RT @s_tabassum: Mind blowing ‘knit one’ talk by @web_goddess. Got to know that knit is binary, about knitML library and more #GGDSyd https:…


    @mmastertheone 💃


    @TheRealBnut The Slack is women-only, I’m afraid. (I think? Can I get a verdict, @GGDSydney?)


    @mark_sabbatical @LucindaBurtt My knitted one scans! Took me many prototypes. 😁


    Eating pie from new @moominofficial bowl!! Thank you @mmastertheone!! ☺️ https://t.co/MDVpku0iVC https://t.co/NPnfSZwWEP


    @mark_sabbatical @LucindaBurtt Ohmygawdddd would you just come see the talk already? It’s all in there. 😂


    @mark_sabbatical @LucindaBurtt Because everything in the world is on the 3rd Thursday of the month! (June?!)


    @mark_sabbatical @karlbowden Could maybe do May, depending if @syddevops doesn’t take up my offer…


    @ADuckIsMyFiend OOOH, YES! Do a crochet version of the talk, pls. I’m hopeless at crochet. 😂


    @bottomley_g @Andrea_s_ho @keranm @hannahcancode You didn’t need them at all – perfectly compelling without!!


    @ADuckIsMyFiend 😻 I’m doing amigurumi at @KnitGuildNSW Camp in June!!


    GORGEOUS! And I ❤ that it’s not white. https://t.co/FIJ0c1fpPI


    @amykate_94 Oh good grief – how can you even see your stitches with that stuff?! 😳 I only used it once, and that’s enough!


    In the spirit of @glasnt’s post and “collecting Nos” and all – woke up to find out I didn’t get in to CodeMotion Amsterdam. That’s okay. https://t.co/92FNYnATQ4


    RT @imdominating: “Not just breast cancer, y’all,” she says with her armpit sans lymph nodes https://t.co/GPaAqTLVxq


    @darthted @glasnt I really wasn’t bothered. Maybe the key is to submit to a lot, so you don’t have your hopes up too high for any given one?


    @darthted @glasnt Actually, in that case I think I didn’t consider myself to have much of a shot at all.


    @jodionis @GGDSydney Thanks Jo! 🙂


    Bookmarking @coreelecau’s Arduino Workshop for Beginners to watch later! #makers #arduino https://t.co/DMvlfnVM4f


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    @Xavier_Ho @markdalgleish @melbjs Woohoo! Now I only wish I could be there to see it. 🙂


    @AICDirectors Any plans for diversity scholarships in 2017? I’d be very keen if you are!


    @AICDirectors Excellent! Thanks for the reply. Will keep an eye out.


    Still some tickets available for Girl Geeks tomorrow night! Talks from me, @cathyblabla, and @bottomley_g… https://t.co/zDiwYzUNg0


    RT @spidie: First #goldcoast #yownight is happening at @gctechspace with @web_goddess on 19th April https://t.co/FaEuf0Dfti @yow_conf #mudg…


    I should also note that men are absolutely welcome at @GGDSydney events. We just ask that you get a woman to bring you as her guest. 🙂


    @spidie @gctechspace @yow_conf I’m super excited about this! I just hope it’s possible to get around the GC by taxi since I’m flying up. 😂


    @spidie @gctechspace @yow_conf TBH I’ve been avoiding using them for a while now. Maybe time to install Lyft, I guess…


    YAYYYY!!! She did such a good job – tell her she should be proud, @simonraikallen. 😍 https://t.co/Fmt272iaer


    Monday night dinner. Nailed it! https://t.co/WYf8UwBjLk https://t.co/njNWPJ56EH


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    RT @Doctor_Astro: #Muaddib uses the spice to manipulate space and time on #Caturday afternoon https://t.co/CCYCXVUS6s


    RT @operaqueenie: 5 red flags every woman should look for when considering a job at start-up https://t.co/lBbBvQ7I1j


    2nd prize in CLASS D CELEBRITY LOOK-ALIKE PUMPKIN. (Seriously. So good.) 😂 https://t.co/lUuDoPMNXs https://t.co/azCyq63iVp


    Competitive woodchopping. GO TEAM USA! 🇺🇸 https://t.co/5OIUOaOYEo https://t.co/NU1jS8CLYw


    “And introducing @kamyan3 as The Carrot.” https://t.co/magNIz5Rnb https://t.co/mPgyzMHjpY


    Refuelling, courtesy of the CWA. https://t.co/4WM3U9TFso https://t.co/G0C4LRy482


    Annual selfie with Show knitting! At least mine was displayed well. https://t.co/lnShIp2yqs https://t.co/QuINfnzjyH


    RT @WIM_Aus: A fascinating study on quotas and the “myth” of meritocracy: https://t.co/IpPntzoAsB #Equality


    @developerjack Our Strata Committee passed a new bylaw against it (if the owner isn’t also there). We had randos coming in & out before.


    RT @mpesce: The Utter Uselessness of Job Interviews – The New York Times https://t.co/wxidPg2ihM


    RT @melbjs: We’ve had a speaking slot open up for Wednesday night. Got something you’d like to share? Let us know!


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    Feeding frenzy at @KnitGuildNSW InnerCity as the Annual Yarn Destash begins. (…she says smugly, committed to not buying anything!) https://t.co/g3D776Gvnt


    Something about supplies for a “special Easter brew”.., (@ The Hop and Grain in Marrickville) https://t.co/Br7RdXe7DF


    Sampling brews. (@ Blackfont Brewhouse – @blackfontbrew in Marrickville, NSW) https://t.co/MRihaXOPEl


    @DDsD @johnallsopp It’s quite expensive. I did meet a dev who said it’s possible to order it online “depending on your level of risk.”


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    @drdralal Sadly, no. Already judged and no ribbon this year, but it’s nicely displayed at least!


    Walk in and get handed a mimosa? This is my kind of tech event. #wtm17 https://t.co/5spdOGGOul https://t.co/wIGP1vGliT


    RT @bemaia: Refilling…you can see by the quality of the photo. @web_goddess #wtm17 @Google https://t.co/x9J7bsshII


    Welcoming words from @nataliaenvy as we kick off #WTM17 at Google Sydney. https://t.co/b0RT4rlVio


    “I’m very proud to be a professional feminist.” – @nataliaenvy, LIVING THE DREAM. 👸 #WTM17


    RT @GGDSydney: 50 countries, 14,000 women. You are never alone #WTM17


    “We were all millionaires! …on paper. And then in the early 2000s, all that paper went away.” Ahhh, nostalgia. Been there. 💸 #WTM17


    RT @railey180: Visibility of your work is crucial to success. You need to be able to talk about your Work. #WTM17 #TellingYourStory


    Are there any skills you had to pick up that didn’t come naturally? “SUBTLETY.” – @joannejacobs 😂 Sing it, sister. #WTM17


    This is my favourite thing ever. Bless you, @tcn33. 😂 https://t.co/Leugq8tsnk


    Pro tip for all women in tech: sleep your way to the top. As in, actual sleep. It’s so important. 😴 GENIUS! #WTM17


    Learning about TensorFlow and deep neural networks. 🤓 #WTM17 https://t.co/vx45OIDTfa


    Just used Fast Style Transfer on my beautiful cat. 😻 #wtm17 https://t.co/Ul84YBCY1G


    Behold, for I am Queen of the Mer-People. #wtm17 https://t.co/E4VR5lESsR


    A Man and a Horse – A Study with Style Transfer. @tensorflow #wtm17 https://t.co/uo2rw3jdrk


    @candeira @tensorflow Ladies only for this one, sadly.


    @nickyringland @tensorflow Oh sure, yours looks cool! Mine turned me into a FISH-PERSON. 😂


    @candeira @tensorflow Workshop materials are all online if you want to have a go on your own! https://t.co/hTp3WCgP29


    @nickyringland @tensorflow 🐟 https://t.co/Hb3HUQWVkH


    @mobywhale Best thing ever. Now @the_snook is thinking of doing one with @diversionary’s face…


    TFW you’re training a neural network to recognise handwriting, and suddenly realise it’s the Pokemon workshop from @GPN_Sydney. 😂 #wtm17


    @piawaugh MEERKAT! ❤


    Every other sentence out of @piawaugh’s mouth, I see heads go down as #WTM17 attendees nod, write, and tweet. It’s all so good. https://t.co/cPdE5EAV8e


    “We have to question our premises, or else we’ll just reinvent the past but think it’s different because it’s shinier”. @piawaugh #WTM17 💯


    RT @zarahjutz: “Who cares what a moron thinks of you? Choose the path with the best possible outcome for all involved.” #wtm17


    QFT, and the trauma can be lasting. (I still have nightmares.) https://t.co/9ScntMfxSn


    @m4rkmc Thanks for that! Really enjoyed it, and have already shared materials with friends who couldn’t be here. 🙂


    @mibus You around? I’m here for woman techmakers things. TGIF drinks on level 6 👋