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    RT @yow_conf: What can we learn from Marvel superheroes on being better developers. Join us in Sydney May 9 #yownight https://t.co/5bvfqLBQ…

    @gilmae Only @mseckington knows for sure… 😀

    @evanderkoogh +10 for alliteration.

    Playlist of songs with catchiest choruses: great for productivity; not great when you realise you’re CHAIR DANCING TO JUSTIN BIEBER.

    I’m not really a Car Girl, but even I stopped in my tracks when I saw this beauty today. 😍 https://t.co/l9CQY4S5sS https://t.co/Rhc3ZQndny

    @malcolmsheridan Haha, nah, around the corner from my house in Chippendale. Sun is shining right now!

    @slace You know it.

    @jedws @travisvz @christineliuart Cheers. Here’s a more recent version: https://t.co/jiKNGfO6b1

    Erik and @jedws kicking off #FPSyd and Erik is SWEARING that he’s going to get it on @Meetup next month. (Sure, mate. 😜) https://t.co/hsqlFv2jpB

    I only found out about Goldblum’s sausages a hour ago, which explains why I’m A) not in jail and B) still married. https://t.co/59BsrFhc5D

    I can vouch for that – very friendly group and well worth visiting/speaking! https://t.co/NlCuOPs2Yl

    @keranm What app is that?

    @keranm Oh cool! I should take another look at that. Used to use Fitbit until my tracker died.

    RT @LareneLg: Amazing turnout at @WWCodeBrisbane learning Functional programming with @mdjnewman @eraserqueen @thoughtworks #brisbane 🌃💻😄 h…

    @BrigidWD @JennyValentish GASP. In Sydney?!

    Goddddd Elisabeth Moss is WRECKING ME. 😭

    Handmaid’s Tale Ep 1 killed me, even though I’ve read the book. That last line. I gasped, and then I cried. She has a name. 😭

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    @LapTop006 @evilZardoz Excellent! I’ll have to get the burger next time. 🙂

    Whoa. For the first time in six months, I have no confirmed upcoming speaking gigs. Time to send some submissions, I guess!

    @unixbigot I did! I thought it was cool until I realised it’s the size of a small car, practically. 😂

    RT @NicSampson: A lot of people have been asking about my infamous playlist for having sex so here you go 😉 https://t.co/phjhB8VHBF

    @joshduck Wait, are you in Sydney?!

    @LapTop006 You must be a neighbour! I live down the hill in Chippendale. 👋

    Hoodie progress! The back is done, and I’m working towards neck split on front. https://t.co/dZ3QhJzg6K https://t.co/sIWcUKbMuI

    @joshduck Oh cool! Got time to catch up? Marlous and I will be in Surry Hills tomorrow – could easily meet you for a coffee around Central!

    @MelissaKaulfuss Hm. If you wanted to increase your ROI and give it again… @DanSiepen? I’ll vouch for her. 🙂

    I should add – if any tech meetups/events are looking for a speaker, get in touch. 😉 https://t.co/6o9On0mlnd

    @pwcc Sadly no. Will be there the 4th to host YOW Night. How about in June?

    @caseywest @googlecloud Go you! Congrats. 😉

    @TheRealBnut Yeah, @desplesda and @The_McJones have already been whispering that too. 😁

    @TheRealBnut I reference that blog post in my talk, which you’ve never seen. 😜

    @TheRealBnut This is going to be the canonical one – previous versions were way shorter. https://t.co/jiKNGfwuMr

    RT @yow_conf: Live & breathe Big Data, Analytics & Machine Learning? Share your expertise & learnings at #yowdata https://t.co/TP5uVkTKpE

    @misswired I don’t understand. What’s he doing wrong?

    Perfect playlist for Wednesday – Billboard’s 100 Greatest Choruses of the 21st Century. Great for getting stuff don… https://t.co/sJZ3hdP5iU

    @kouky 😱 That sucks!

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    FUUUUUUUUUU. So my repair didn’t go as well as I thought. https://t.co/NwNAhgRn4v

    Dear @cheekytransport – this was very misleading for a girl pushing a bike with a flat. ☹️ (They’re closed.) https://t.co/rGawJDOquz

    @lucykbain @ncss I had an iOS app that did that, I think. Official by Lego as I recall…

    @lucykbain @ncss Found it: https://t.co/nEPXnkoSx3

    RT @yow_conf: Only 1 week to go! #yowwest wouldn’t be possible without sponsors: @bankwest, @thoughtworks, @bitgenics https://t.co/Bdvlyfdu…

    @stephenlead Ahhh, the rare and elusive Cycling Dad Joke. 😜

    @evanderkoogh Excellent clickbait-y tweet, btw. 💯

    RT @coreyspowell: Aurora chasers spotted a strange arc of light–a discovery so new that scientists are just calling it “Steve.” https://t.…

    @evanderkoogh I wish! Sadly, no.

    @evanderkoogh Absolutely at West!

    @randommood I couldn’t be prouder to know you. 🍉

    RT @caseywest: The Wizarding World of Cloud Computing

    Google Cloud: Ravenclaw
    Amazon AWS: Gryffindor
    Microsoft Azure: Hufflepuff
    Oracle Cl…

    @caseywest @developerjack Sent to a friend. He replied: “Yep. GCP is the most competent, but not talked about too much. and AWS get points for doing nothing” 😂

    My nickname at @canva was actually “Kayriss” to distinguish me from the various Chrisses. 😂 https://t.co/Ns7ynWwjzG

    @FakeSamRitchie @canva That is some next level, “I had to google that” geekery right there. 👏

    @saberkite @canva We both know the answer to that question is “Not enough.” 😜

    @parisba Hm. Tempted.

    @The_McJones @parisba I’m going to the US for eclipse in mid-August – so just depends whether I can come back and go straight to a conf talk.

    @TheRealBnut @The_McJones @parisba But then I wouldn’t get to have all the dudes tell me what a Jacquard loom is.

    @yow_conf Delete your account.

    @nemshilov You coming to YOW! West? We’re trying to reach you via email. 🙂

    @randomknits …so still 6x as much as you intended. Seems about right. 😀

    🤢 The cafe I had breakfast in had a “Red Velvet Latte” that apparently involved batter. BATTER. https://t.co/T7annKovT2

    @gilmae A charcoal latte sounds like something you give someone who is POISONED, to CURE THEM.

    @indefensible Doodle… like, you know?

    @indefensible Yup – totally agree.

    TIL there’s a restaurant in Chippo specialising in DUCK. 🦆 https://t.co/IGDKLqiIIC https://t.co/5ZfmThS95g

    @gilmae Quit subtweeting me! 😒

    @gilmae LOL

    @joshduck I had the crispy duck pancakes tonight. Very nice! https://t.co/yqmh3QXegR

    @johnallsopp Sounds like we should get together again soon for another vent session!

    RT @Zendesk: The @web_goddess reveals the connection between knitting and coding in our latest Software Art Tho talk. https://t.co/9ii1JJtp…

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    RT @SuperSpacedad: This really owns:

    https://t.co/MvLjj2TKnL

    @TheRealBnut Crochet, man. Way beyond my comprehension. 🙂

    RT @williamjordann: This is wild. Emily’s List heard from 900 potential female candidates in 2016.

    So far this year: 11,000

    https://t.c…

    Successfully removed my bike’s rear tire and put in a new tube. Only had to yelp for help from @the_snook once! #greasemonkey

    @themaninblue I’d be lying if I said the thought didn’t cross my mind.

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    RT @yow_conf: Upcoming Sydney #yownight May 9 with power duo @mseckington & @bodil. Get your tix here! https://t.co/MPrxwZopJ4

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    Little Brisbane brekkie… https://t.co/E4Al5o1nhc https://t.co/CPU13N3Rxg

    @candeira Ha! If it helps, I don’t take any of it for granted. I know how ridiculously lucky I am!

    2 meetings down, and I’ve snuck off to see some Art. (@ Queensland Art Gallery (QAG) – @qagoma) https://t.co/RNzEyC3nWr

    Excellent exhibit of three of my favourite artists. I ❤ QAGOMA https://t.co/8t10w1JvTN https://t.co/GtEQR6Cgnn

    A catch up with @DeveloperSteve always involves a sticker swap… https://t.co/f5t6nbDRmQ

    RT @jesstelford: We’re exposing Domain’s data & microservices to the world _for free_! Check it out at https://t.co/KfgI7UoJdo
    #openweb
    cc…

    Giant Bowl O’ Chai (with laptop for scale). https://t.co/jZ2sah5lLK https://t.co/8w4wyIZYPp

    RT @yow_conf: Expand your mind with many great speakers at #yowwest – 2 day, 2 track conference on 2-3 May in Perth. https://t.co/zuDUoaW6lc

    @simonraikallen So… word on the street in Brisbane is that you hired someone on Airtasker to knit those socks!! Care to comment? 🤣

    Such a privilege to get to meet and hang out with Brisbane’s tech community tonight! @yow_conf https://t.co/XuEDlhoucb https://t.co/WWcg0j53JW

    *winces* https://t.co/wKbkuncvvU

    @rooosterboy @yow_conf Dammit. I *knew* somebody would complain about that. I had “some of” in there but deleted thinking I might go over character limit. 🤣

    RT @MelanieCanva: @web_goddess I love that concept! But it’s not mine: https://t.co/Q1wOy1zkOi

    RT @annie_parker: Thanks @smh for covering the human impacts of #457visa changes for @startupsinger #startupaus https://t.co/cr1yw5x154

    Note to self: never book a flight this early again. (at @VirginAustralia Lounge in Brisbane Airport, QLD) https://t.co/RywZJbJT8k

    Ooh, looks like my video from @Zendesk’s #softwareartthou is up! https://t.co/cY2GPfMkia

    @glasnt Hm. Based on frequency of use for me, I’d probably go 💃

    @mattallen Was going to make an “Amazon has 🚀 now??” joke but then realised they probably do. 😂 Have fun!

    @mattallen At least they’re not airlifting you there via trans-Pacific drone!

    RT @Malarkey: The week of May 1st is a great one for Aussie web events. @yow_conf in Perth, @SydCSS and @webdirections in Sydney. I’ll be a…

    RT @SerriLaw: @busbub Bagels are so good they’re actually bae-gels.

    RT @freakboy3742: Kids – growing old sucks. Once upon a time, I lived on a diet of sand and battery acid. Now a late night milkshake ties m…

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    @DamonOehlman Properly oriented this time too!

    RT @yow_conf: We thank PLATINUM sponsor @commbank for supporting #ylj17 & the FP community! https://t.co/JPZpy5wQXz

    RT @localhostAU: What’s happening today!

    Brisbane:
    👉🏼 #AgileBNE w/ @web_goddess

    Sydney:
    👉🏼 Twig Extensions w/ @sydneydrupal

    See our…

    @thecolourfool @JuditK @nicwinton @desplesda @AUC_ANZ GASP. I ❤ Baby Winton!! 😂

    This hotel gives you four free minibar items each day, and I’ve never felt like more of a rockstar in my life.

    @evanderkoogh Next Hotel Brisbane on Queen Street Mall. It’s also super high tech. Highly recommended so far!

    Excited to speak at tonight’s #AgileBNE! @RMcKergow from @elabor8 kicking things off at @Fishburners… https://t.co/izt9LFGu5G

    @James_R_Holmes @kelseyvh I could have! But it looks like she got the answer. 😁

    @unixbigot YOU TWEETED THE WHOLE THING!! 😳 I had no idea!

    RT @unixbigot: “Management is not a promotion, its a career change. The things you are good at don’t necessarily translate” – @web_goddess…

    RT @RMcKergow: Awesome to have @web_goddess at Agile Brisbane speaking about Traversing the Org Chart. Thanks to @elabor8 & @Fishburners fo…

    Full credit to @MelanieCanva for the LEGO idea! https://t.co/t0c6GqRdiu

    @MichelePlayfair She’s submitting to @yow_conf’s Women in Tech speaking program, RIGHT??

    Thanks so much to @RMcKergow for inviting me to speak at #AgileBrisbane tonight! And to @elabor8 and @Fishburners for hosting. Great group!! https://t.co/YxfQdoexU9

    @mark_sabbatical @MichelePlayfair @yow_conf It’s open until June. I’ll remind you next month. 😁

    RT @WholesomeMeme: https://t.co/CUlr6OAjN9

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    Missed opportunity there, @yow_conf. 😂

    ✨🌟💫⚡️ @glasnt 🔥💥☄️🎆 https://t.co/zAbiSRWhTx

    @themaninblue You do all this stuff *now*? You’re killing me, Cam. 😂 ❤️

    @developerjack I usually kill Chrome and restart every day. That helps with mine. Haven’t noticed lagginess outside that…

    @developerjack My tabs always come back! Might be a setting?

    @themaninblue Of course I’ll be there. 🙂 Let me know when you do this stuff and I’ll make sure to amplify and share.

    Flying to the Gold Coast during school holidays? (@ T2 Multi-User Domestic Terminal) https://t.co/eT1kiL4CZQ https://t.co/FuqVaHWtnq

    Okay Gold Coast, this suuuuuuuucks. (@ Gold Coast Airport (YBCG)) https://t.co/vP2bmTyvFi https://t.co/W7VZTuv7jr

    No jetway here either. Walking down stairs and across tarmac in a downpour. 😫

    @Sam_McCosh Aaaah! See, @the_snook and I were arguing about @knitterjp’s Potato Theory just last night! 😂

    3D printed Batman with “error” – gorgeous glitch art! ❤ https://t.co/ahlp4PpPLY https://t.co/7keAXv7514

    This is amaaazing. I don’t know who built @imgfkr but it’s friggin’ genius. https://t.co/IT4yzuOnh7

    LOL THAT’S MY DINING ROOM TABLE 😂 #alltheswag https://t.co/Wom1JoK92I

    @jessitron I would agree with that theory. https://t.co/lGX3qzm1r7

    Some of the cool stuff happening at the @gctechspace! (Yes, that’s a guy hacking a computerised sewing machine!) ❤😁 https://t.co/8R02UDMqQg

    @caleighmary Did I forget to reply to this?? I’m sorry! Slides are linked here: https://t.co/1bdmpS4ad7

    @caleighmary Oh phew! I couldn’t see reply for some reason. Glad to know I’m not going mad!! 🤣

    @gilmae @gctechspace I gave my whole talk, in fact. 😉

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    @johnallsopp @aimee_maree Fascinating. Similar to grammar as a quality signal for flagging spam, I’d say.

    This is going to bother me all day. https://t.co/QBi526Al0i

    @Sam_McCosh @the_snook guesses it’s a “jamon iberico” 😂

    @Sam_McCosh @1sttimewatchers WAIT, maybe it *is* a potato? @knitterjp says to look at this: https://t.co/BnDjxVUM3H

    Speed mentoring with some @shestartsau founders at @bluechilligroup! https://t.co/f2q5JS9aRl https://t.co/RUkpfhDlbz

    The great hot-desking experiment has failed https://t.co/j2eMemYgn9 // YES. All of this. I *hated* ABW when I was working at Major Bank.

    I hate disappointing people. 🙁

    @hitsthings LOL. Well, they suck too.

    @evanderkoogh Nearly spit water all over my laptop. 😂

    RT @swan_legend: Roughly 25 per cent of Atlassian’s 1000 Australian staff are on 457 visas https://t.co/Pz3663yHbT https://t.co/5NUGFAEHrO

    RT @themaninblue: Proud to host the Sydney launch for @codelikeagirlau at Canva – an initiative to help girls flourish in tech. 
    https://t…

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    Watching Jurassic Park 2. Me: “Wouldn’t this be all over the news by now?” Snook: “Well, they didn’t have Twitter back then.” Good point. https://t.co/NGlYgTPayY

    Homemade bulgogi burritos. Roy Choi got nothin’ on me! 😂 https://t.co/BQTNrBx3Dq https://t.co/rMnqgoD9XO

    Diamond motif is finished! https://t.co/cB3TQtdON5 https://t.co/2IQn4zWzzf

    @starbuxman @devopsdays @AgileAlliance @greatindiandev @yow_conf Woohoo! See you in sunny Perth. 🙂