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Month: November 2015

  • Shared today on Twitter

    Thank you @madelgiles for the welcome afternoon treat in the @canva offices! @poppiepack https://t.co/aHU51SYs0H

    RT @poppiepack: Did someone say island office party @mattchardy @themaninblue @canva 🌴 https://t.co/Q7r7XccJJQ

    RT @CanvaTech: New post: Human Software Testing talk from /dev/world/2015 with our own @nicwinton @AUC_ANZ https://t.co/TV0aZjLOs2 https://…

    Happy anniversary to us! 11 years with this scruffy-lookin’ nerf herder. https://t.co/6wEnqurzry https://t.co/GaLoPmj6FN

    @drwitty_knitter Always the way.

    Our Wedding in Vegas – 11 years ago today. “I promise to love you, comfort you, and be your best friend.” *sniff* https://t.co/jNrHAxm68e

    Looks like some idiot signed up for a Sears card but gave my email address. I’m getting lots of messages with no way to unsub! @searscares

  • Shared today on Facebook

    That’s over 100F. Our new reverse cycle air conditioner will be put in… next week.

    Happy anniversary to us! 11 years with this scruffy-lookin’ nerf herder.

    11 years ago today! I finally put it up on YouTube. Apologies for the quality. Webcams in 2004 were not what they are today. 🙂

  • Happy anniversary to us! 11 years with this scruffy-lookin’ nerf herder.

  • Shared today on Twitter

    RT @aurynn: “Maybe just don’t, as a service.”

    RT @andreispsyched: Canva named the 2015 Coolest Company in Tech https://t.co/92ltyIJ6qg via @newscomauHQ

    @gilmae Have fun! I’m sorry to miss it. (Dinner with the in-laws tonight…)

    Is anyone interested in an upright piano? We’ve got one that I’d like to go to a good home!

    Dinner with the Snooks! (@ Ester Restaurant & Bar – @ester_au in Chippendale, NSW) https://t.co/x00KZmgPKI

    RT @nicwinton: “It’s amazing the things you can get shipped from China for $1.” -Me, @Canva. https://t.co/YONoA0D0iY

  • Shared today on Facebook

    Better link than the one before. Canva named #1 coolest tech company to work for! (Yet randomly, they used a shot of a Vinomofo guys.)

    Dinner with the Snooks! — at Ester Restaurant & Bar in Chippendale, NSW

    My dentist gave me a mouth guard last year because I started grinding my teeth in my sleep. (My job was stressful.) This morning, I somehow managed to lose it before breakfast. I remember waking up, feeding the cats, making toast, and reading the Internet. Tonight we ransacked the house looking for it. I even went through the trash can. After half an hour, I found it… in the butter drawer in the fridge.

    I didn’t even have butter on my toast. What the hell.

  • Somnambulism

    My dentist gave me a mouth guard last year because I started grinding my teeth in my sleep. (My job was stressful.) This morning, I somehow managed to lose it before breakfast. I remember waking up, feeding the cats, making toast, and reading the Internet. Tonight we ransacked the house looking for it. I even went through the trash can. After half an hour, I found it… in the butter drawer in the fridge.
    I didn’t even have butter on my toast. What the hell. 

  • Shared today on Twitter

    @chrisgander What’s wrong with that? Princess Leia wore a LOT of makeup in the first movie.

    @NicoleWill100 Ugh, & it’s so annoying when they’re just fake geeks, you know? They’re only pretending to like video games for attention. 🙂

    @Malarkey Don’t get run over by a velocipede!

    Rode my bike to and from work for the first time in over a year! My knees seem ok so far. My bum, not so much. #needanewsaddle

    @themaninblue @kouky Now how do I get initiated into the Canva biker gang?

    @themaninblue Mine was the pretty blue one!

    I’m kind of a creative genius sometimes. #campjshat #almostdone https://t.co/DcRHvuvPKd https://t.co/RlaQbZcicj

    @gilmae YES! I’ve seen them before though. They’ve featured them in the Moomin newsletter. 😛

    Another bubble shooter for me to obsess over? Good grief. https://t.co/V77PG5rbVW

    @gilmae Most of the stuff in the Moomin shop is like that. “OH, I LOVE THIS! JEEZUS, LOOK AT THE PRICE.” 🙁

    @mh4k Good grief, I don’t even like going straight in the “death lane”.

    @awkwordly @Lackadazy Oh, hi! I head up the Australian chapter of Tiny Hands International. #thestruggleisreal

    @Lackadazy @awkwordly I usually just whack them on the counter in the hopes the vacuum will pop before the jar shatters.

    Ugh. I’ve worked at places where this type of thing was the Holy Grail. I feel dirty just remembering. https://t.co/ZG4wFrlTtg

    @pwcc I know. Hey, at least right now I work for a company with zero advertising. It’s a lot nicer.

  • Shared today on Facebook

    Rode my bike to and from work for the first time in over a year! My knees seem ok so far. My bum, not so much. #needanewsaddle

    I’m kind of a creative genius sometimes. #campjshat #almostdone

  • I’m kind of a creative genius sometimes. #campjshat #almostdone

  • Shared today on Twitter

    Two weeks late, we finally have some really big holes in the bathroom floor. #progress https://t.co/fVajHC3J3c

    Just ordered some last minute components for @campjsnews from @lbhq. Hope they get here before Friday!

    Hey, there’s @daphnechong! https://t.co/LrOFCwLznw

    @chrisgander Awww, jogging Dad? THE BEST! 🙂

    RT @GinBroguesHats: I’ve got a really important presentation on Monday and a story to write, so I built a cardboard theatre for my cat. htt…

    Korean food! Kimchi stew with squash and kale, and spicy cucumber side dish. I made it all… https://t.co/C8qBP6cySi https://t.co/2nRyofC8xt

    Very proud to see @canva at #1, @themaninblue! 🙂 https://t.co/y6JPTo0e4Y

    One of the renderers just tripped the fuse on the lighting circuit… by touching a live wire with his finger. *facepalm* (He’s fine.)