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My cousin Jenny waited in line all night with a bunch of teenagers to score tickets to see Robert “Cedric Diggory/Edward Cullen” Pattinson at a book signing. Her verdict? “Um, he’s honestly the most beautiful man I’ve ever seen in person.” Yeah. This guy.

The Knitting Robot Strikes Again
It’s really unfair of me to make fun of the Snook for playing his videogame all weekend. The truth is, I spent just as much time sitting on the couch beavering away on my knitting projects. I made a start on the Space Invaders socks I’m knitting for the Colony of Gamers Child’s Play Drive, and I added several inches to the aran jumper I’m knitting for next year’s Easter Show.

I’ve modifed the bmp socks from the originals a little bit. I’m using Easy Care 5ply instead of a traditional sock wool, and I’ve gone up to a 3mm needle. I know from experience that I tend to knit fairisle fairly tight though, so I’m hoping they’ll still fit without much adjustment. As for the aran, it’s my first official Starmore: Na Craga. I’m knitting the front and back at the same time on a long circular, but the pieces are still separate. (Consensus is that the seams will give it some needed stability.) The cable patterns are very simple once you get going and I don’t even need to refer to the charts anymore.

While I was knitting, I also managed to watch all of Seinfeld Season 6 on DVD…

I’d just like to clarify that the World of Warcraft player who reached level 80 in less than a day after the new expansion came out was NOT the Snook. He did play it all weekend, but he’s only at 72.

Idol Sighting!
I went for a run this afternoon and soon found myself waiting for a light to change up near Central Station. As I stood there, I noticed a very familiar-looking Asian guy walking towards me. My first thought was that it was one of the Snook’s co-workers, and I nearly opened my mouth to say “hi.” Then a lightbulb went off over my head: It was Thanh Bui! He stood next to me, waiting at the pedestrian crossing. The light finally changed and we began to walk. I made a snap decision and pulled off my headphones. “Excuse me,” I said, turning to him. “Are you Thanh?” His voice was soft and shy. “Yes, I am,” he said. I gave him a big smile. “You did really great this year!” He said thanks as I sped off into the crowd. Hey, he wasn’t my favorite or anything, but he seemed like a nice guy. He sang ABBA in front of everyone in Australia! That takes some courage. So I was happy to think that maybe my comment lifted him up a bit. (I was also interested to see him sitting in the stands at tonight’s live show!)

As for the Final 3, is there really any doubt? I loved it when Dicko said “Holden hates me anyway” and gave Wes a touchdown. For second place, I’m going to have to go with the shearer. Spano’s good, but I thought he really boned it tonight. His first song was one nobody recognized, and his second one (Santana’s “Smooth”) was one everybody and their mom recognized, but he sounded awful on the low verses. Luke still moves around a little awkwardly, but both of his songs were solid and he deserves to get to go to the big show. But seriously, WES ALL THE WAY. I’m totally voting.

Woooo! I harvested my first bean crop of the year today. FIVE WHOLE BEANS! We had them with our dinner and they were delicious.

In other garden news, we got a bag of lucerne mulch (basically munched up hay) today and I spread it over the weed matting in my veggie patch. It looks much nicer than the ratty old newspapers I had before. It also has a pleasant “barn-y” smell. We’ve also declared war on caterpillars, which are eating our basil to bits. We got some Pyrethrum spray, but actually picking them off the plants seems the most effective strategy. Plus it’s very satisfying to chant “Die, die!” as you stomp them on the pavement.

If you thought the idea of a Feathers balaclava was bad, feast your eyes upon the handknitted Blythe doll gimp mask. NIGHTMARES, PEOPLE.

Burn-E. Awesome! It’s like the “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead” version of Wall-E. (Apparently it’s going to be on the DVD extras.)

Urticaria
Oh great. Another mystery ailment. I’ve had normal skin for most of my life, but this year I’ve just felt super-sensitive to any irritation. I started noticing that wherever my clothes touched or rubbed me, I developed itchy red welts. In times of stress – like when I flew to LA – I broke out in red blotches. I mentioned it to my doctor a few months ago, but he was only able to diagnose “contact dermatitis”… which is basically saying, yep, your skin is irritated. Well, duh. Last night things took a turn though. It was still light when I got home so I headed out to check on my veggie patch. We had leftover weed matting from the path so I decided to lift my newspaper “mulch” and put it down underneath. Half an hour later I was in the kitchen cooking dinner, when the Snook got home and saw me absent-mindedly scratching my arm. “Dude, what’s wrong with your arm?!” he asked. (You know it’s serious when he uses an American-ism like “dude.”) I looked down, and my left forearm from elbow to wrist was covered in puffy red welts. “I… don’t know,” I said. “Did you rub up against a hairy caterpillar?” he asked. “I don’t think so.” I headed to the shower, thinking that washing off the irritant was a good start. I noticed at that point that I had some soil on my knee (from kneeling in the garden), and when I brushed it off my knee was similarly irritated underneath. I showered and started applying a cortisone cream. Then I had a brilliant idea – I’d take photos of the rash so I could show my doctor the next day! I managed to get a few shots before the cream got it under control.

Tonight I went to the doctor (I was due for my normal allergy shot anyway) and I explained about the weird reaction. Then I whipped out my camera. He was impressed! I think that’s the first time anyone’s described their symptoms to him with actual photographic evidence. He took one look and said, “Urticaria.” Hives. Huh. (I always pictured hives as being more dramatic, like giant red buboes or something.) But anyway, there doesn’t seem to be any doubt about it. So what’s the trigger? Apparently there’s really no way of knowing. It could’ve been a caterpillar, but the fact that I had it on both my knee and my arm doesn’t support that entirely. Plus I’ve been having isolated welts and itchiness for many many months now, so a single irritant can’t account for all of it. There is a definite heat/sweat component (“cholinergic urticaria“) and definitely pressure as well. So great. I’m 31, and I’ve suddenly developed hives.

Well, we certainly have been eating our vegetables this week! Last night I made a very green stir fry. I started with tofu, chilli, and ginger; then I added choy sum, zucchini, and broccolini. I added a “honey and coriander” sauce packet from Coles and splashed on some soy sauce as well. We had it over rice with fresh coriander on top.

The previous night, Snookums made us Beef Wellington using the mushrooms and some excellent paté with a beautiful Scotch fillet. We had zucchini and sweet potato mash on the side. That means our “To Use Up” list is down to: red cabbage, pumpkin, beetroot, fennel, sweet corn, rhubarb, capsicum, onions, and potatoes. (The pumpkin, beetroot, and fennel are currently roasting in the oven for dinner tonight.) By George, I think we’ve just about done it!

Edited to add: I can’t believe I forgot to mention the amazing Resurrection of the Oven! Last night I turned the dials just to see what would happen, and lo and behold the damn thing started working! I don’t think it was a timer issue, as we’d flipped the circuit breaker several times. Now we’re wondering whether something inside overheated. But at any rate, hooray! Oven!