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@The_McJones @SeaOfThieves I told the Snook last night that you and @TheMartianLife have finally succeeded in making me want to be a pirate too. We don’t have a supported system right now though… 😭

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@The_McJones @SeaOfThieves @TheMartianLife I’ll have to borrow his Surface. And I haven’t done any RPGs in, like, ever… Am I going to be falling off the boat like a clueless n00b?

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@MelissaKaulfuss Biased, but I’d say Solutions Architects like the ones on my team fit the bill! We do a bit of building out demos; a bit of evangelising; but the bulk of our time is spent meeting with different customers and helping them get the most out of the cloud.

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@MelissaKaulfuss I would’ve said so before, but the weird thing is the longer this isolation goes on, the more withdrawn I feel like I am. Maybe the Snook’s introversion is rubbing off. I’m getting worried I’ll lose my ability to socialise when I get free. 😂

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One of my favourite talks – in fact, I got @minxdragon to repeat it as the keynote for my @linuxconfau 2018 Art + Tech miniconf! https://t.co/90w0SuzeX4

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RT @MichelePlayfair: @yow_conf Also stay tuned for some exciting upcoming news about #YOWData… 😁😮🤫

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RT @AWSCloudANZ: Watch our #AWSSummit 🖥️ Online Australia & New Zealand keynote featuring @Werner sharing how to design, build & implement…

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Mustard Braised Brisket, pumpkin mash, and roast Brussels sprouts. (This isolation has been good for my cooking skills!) https://t.co/TWnHb9tlgk

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RT @evolvable: What’s the 🏗 Infrastructure as Code 👩🏻‍💻 tool you think everyone will be using to deploy on AWS in 5 years time?

♥ Like you…

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RT @josecanyousee: Gonna tell my kids this was the Single Ladies video https://t.co/ihc37zcQXg

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@The_McJones I was with you up until you besmirched R+J. 😐

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@The_McJones Heh. As a theater and film student, I feel like things would be a lot more boring if that were always the case.

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@msharp That’s really cool!

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@petehanssens @richbuggy @MichelePlayfair This has died down a little bit for me recently – probably due to current state of things. The one that really made me see red recently was the recruiter who messaged on LinkedIn demanding that I intro him to other hiring managers in my company. LIKE, NO.

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👋 Film & Theater degree. I built websites as my part-time job all through college. I lucked out in the timing – in 1999 saying “I know HTML” opened a lot more doors than it does these days. I’ll second @gabehollombe though – all my best jobs have come through my social network. https://t.co/FQVmmNtGC0

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@gabehollombe Did I know you had an English degree? If not, BIG LIBERAL ARTS HUG from your theater nerd buddy. ❤️

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@petehanssens @richbuggy @MichelePlayfair I also tend to get the “Hmm, we need to hire women, so we’ll ask Kris because she’s a woman and must have a secret pile of talented women candidates!” As if I wouldn’t be hiring them my damn self.

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@gabehollombe As a Stage Manager, I’m now filled with the urge to yell at you over a headset. 😂

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Reading about the whole orcs kerfuffle is pretty wild for this Roald Dahl fan… (Remind me to tell you about the original Oompa-Loompas sometime. Hint: they weren’t orange with green hair.) https://t.co/XJxRUDu766

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RT @OzKitsch: Rik Mayall and @AdrianEdmondson at the Adelaide Fringe Festival, 1982. It was while in Australia that Rik Mayall and Lise May…

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Sometimes the muslin is wearable; sometimes it’s an Eldritch horror. 🤷‍♀️ https://t.co/3tyq3FLK4r

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Ignore the dodgy pleating on the front – it’s meant to have a drawstring so I’m just pulling it in to check the fit.

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Oh, and it’s an old bedsheet.

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….and I accidentally sewed one leg inside out. (And don’t think I couldn’t hear @randomknits laughing in my head at that one.)

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@misswired It’s not as bad as I expected, to be honest.

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@minxdragon @the_snook It was awesome! https://t.co/H2VF22Zff2 I believe they have retooled it these days to focus more on a mission to Mars.

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Blog post: The Snook makes a Tom Collins. Just in case you missed it last night! https://t.co/hKLJYPtx3Q

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@ColettePatterns About to cut a pair of Moji Pants, but confused as body measurement chart in the pattern doesn’t match what’s on the website. Check the sizes from 18 up. What’s up there?? https://t.co/XyNm68RpKu

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@randomknits I asked that a while back. Consensus seems to be that they’re probably catfishing. A lot of mine seem to be military or overseas, which is presumably so they have an excuse to ask you to wire money to them. I block them all now.

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Heh. Realised today we have the same thylacine oven mitt (and checkerboard tile floor) as @natswhatireckon! #onya 🤘 https://t.co/7OXdhAGb7G

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RT @noopkat: maybe, just once, if someone is minding their own business and creating cool things that don’t harm anyone and are genuinely j…

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When @the_snook and I did the Astronaut Training Experience (aka one day Space Camp for grownups) at Kennedy many years ago they pointed a blow torch at one for several minutes and then we could touch it to demonstrate! 👩‍🚀👨‍🚀 https://t.co/79tXN8tf6I

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FINALLY got notifications working on my @AskWithings Steel watch again! The trick seems to be iOS setting to “Show previews when unlocked.”

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My whinging and pouting all day finally paid off!! 🍪 #anzacbiscuits https://t.co/GMtN0zcDkp

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I know you’re all thirsting after Stanley Tucci making a Negroni, but how about the Snook making a Tom Collins? 🥃🍋❤️ https://t.co/27yfE5FH8N

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Special product placement by @wildspiritgin. 😉

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@shermozle Original plan was a gimlet but we’re running low on limes…

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@benhas We’ve been listening to it after each episode! 😉

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