Small hands!Hmmm. I feel bad about the bragging now. As a peace offering to my sister, here’s a picture that ought to make her laugh for six months straight. You see, she thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world that I have freakishly small hands. (“Carnies… circus people… small hands, smell like cabbage…”) And somehow she’s managed to convince everyone I know that it’s really funny too. So recently I bought some rubber gloves at the grocery store (to cut off the fingertips to use as makeshift quilting thimbles) and I was amused to see that there was a “sizing guide” on the back of the package. I couldn’t resist lining my palm up to see where I landed. As you can clearly see (if you look at the larger version, anyway), my hand is about a centimeter smaller than the smallest size. Har har. Happy?

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  1. I could say something rude about the Snook here but that would be lowering the tone…

  2. …and of course I have nothing against the dear fellow.

  3. …or you. Jesus, sorry. I’m going, I’m going!

  4. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!

    so tiny…so funny…

  5. OI! We were only talking about MY hand size, not his. 🙂

    Glad you liked it, Sis.

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