Well, my dad got hitched. Apparently he also saw them dye the Chicago River green, made eye contact with Dubya during the St. Patrick’s Day parade, visited the “cheeseburger cheeseburger” place from the Saturday Night Live skit, and dined on the 95th floor of the Hancock Building. I wish you could hear him tell it. He’s much funnier than me. I’m telling you, this man needs a weblog.