Me: (picking up phone) Hello?
Telemarketer; Is this Mrs. Snook?
Me: BWAH HA HA HA HA!

I never did find out what he was selling.

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  1. you’re kidding! that’s probably the happiest/most amused a telemarketer has made anyone ever. 😉

  2. How do you pronounce ‘Snook’ anyway? As in, rhymes with ‘book’, or rhymes with ‘fluke’? Either way, it’s a classic name!

  3. Rhymes with “book”. It’s apparently Welsh or something. 🙂

  4. Dude, try this one on: Mrs. DeFrancisco? Yes? Is the man of the house there?

    Baby, I am the man of ‘dis house.
    YouknowwhatI’msayin’?
    Naw ‘mean?

    (I’m a lesbian, see.)

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