Gross. And did I mention that I’m staying home today because I’m still sick? Yep, this damn bug is now three weeks old. I managed to evict it from my throat and it set up shop in my lungs. I was up all night coughing and horking up nastiness. In the immortal words of Xander, “Mix in a little rectal surgery, and it’s my best day ever!”
Update: Well, I’m back from my fourth doctor’s visit in three weeks. I’m on yet another round of antibiotics, as well as stuffing myself with Vitamin C and Primrose Oil. The whole time she was talking to me I kept thinking about Max‘s fascination with flesh-eating virii, and I swear I was thisclose to asking her if I could get tested for Ebola. 🙂
Anonymous
March 6, 2003 — 12:20 am
Kris –
Somethings not right – I think you should get this seen to properly.
-Jeremy
Moire
March 6, 2003 — 3:29 am
The phrase “Walking Pneumonia” wasn’t mentioned, was it? Take care of yourself, woman, and get well soon!
Tricia
March 6, 2003 — 4:57 am
Ack! I hope you feel better soon; I’m glad that they didn’t take your tonsils out.
Kris
March 6, 2003 — 7:15 am
Jeremy, “properly”? I went to the doctor! What would you have me do? It’s not like I’m trying to kill it with chicken soup and moonshine.
brigita
March 6, 2003 — 2:33 pm
mmm…moonshine.
Kris
March 6, 2003 — 3:14 pm
Actually, like three people have told me to gargle with Scotch. I actually tried it last week. Too bad I think the stuff’s nasty…
Anonymous
March 6, 2003 — 3:51 pm
Could it be anything to do with the Atkins diet? They say it’s pretty dangerous.
Kris
March 6, 2003 — 6:51 pm
The dangerous thing is a MYTH. See here. We Atkins dieters are always debunking this stuff. Are you suggesting that losing forty pounds has made me LESS healthy?? 🙂