You never realize how useful that middle finger on your left hand is until you slice the shit out of it while chopping pumpkin. Ouch.


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  1. Or your thumb. I sliced the top opening a box 8 weeks ago and still cant move the damn thing. I am gonna need surgery for a klumsy accident of mine!

  2. Mine finally stopped bleeding after a few hours but I reopened it last night… opening a box. Boxes are evil!

  3. Boxes are not evil, they are full of fun and goodness. A finger is a small price to pay for hours of boxy enjoyment. Sometimes I buy things just for the box. Still, I hope your finger is okay, and that the pumpkin was worth it.

  4. Hey, I’m all for big boxes, like the ones the refrigerators come in. Those are hours of enjoyment. But the big crappy flat ones that new office chairmats come in? They offer absolutely no recreational possibilities, and they tend to slice your fingers to boot. Therefore I cannot be 100% pro-box.

    But the pumpkin was definitely worth it. Yum. 🙂

  5. It’s the ‘holiday’ type food you have to watch out for. Kim almost lost a couple of digits to a *hollow* chocolate easter bunny when I was too little to use a knife. Nothing quite stops your appetite for chocolate like bleeding, yours or anyone elses.

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