Owning a cat increases your vocabulary

Owning a cat increases your vocabulary
Phrases that have crept into the Snook’s and my everyday speech in the past two months, which we have seldom had occasion to use before:

  1. My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
  2. No, Kitty… Kitty is a bad kitty!
  3. Mom, Kitty’s bein’ a dildo.

I think I uttered every one of those during Amy’s trip to the vet last weekend. Good times.

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  1. thanks for that entry. I really need a giggle.

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