Tales From the Physiotherapist
Her: “Just lie down here on the table on your front… Hmm.“
Her: “Wow, one of your buttocks is noticeably larger than the other!”
Her: “Yes, your right buttock is clearly more developed than the left. I’ve never really seen it to that degree before.”
Her: “Here, put your hands around on your buttocks… There, can’t you tell the difference?”
Me: “Would you stop saying ‘buttocks’? They’re not… Oh. My. God. My ass is lopsided!”
I must ask that you now all refrain from looking at me from behind, as I am a misshapen troll. Happy friggin’ Cinco de Mayo.