Albert just handed me a job application that was posted in… from BEIRUT. I’m not joking. It’s got about five Lebanese stamps on it with matching postmarks and an “International Post” sticker. It’s a normal enough application, except that she’s not in Australia and admits she doesn’t have citizenship, residency, or a visa. How weird is that? Does she want us to sponsor her for a worker’s visa? If so, why’d she put down that she’d prefer part-time work? She didn’t even list an e-mail address so I could write her back. If this is a practical joke, it’s a good one!