web-goddess

@clepetit @henrytapia Expat edition: I’d leave the Clock app with world times set, so Grandpa doesn’t try to call me at 2am.

---

@Helen__H Oh god no. Staying up til 11:30 probably precludes that. 🙁

---

My actual work shoes, since so many of you are worried I’m wearing sneakers! http://t.co/MzvzlUQsDE

---

@pradsword I’m wearing it right now! My only complaint is that it doesn’t sync with my phone and the Bluetooth dongle is so tiny.

---

@drkknits I had that. And then I decided simply delete the thing that pissed me off. The Internet is awesome that way. 🙂

---

On the bus to the CBD office, where I shall finish out the week. Yay! Who’s going to M&S knitting tonight? @knitterjp @aunty_toots @Yarna_

---

Email from Sportscraft. They have introduced Liberty PAJAMAS! Paging @randomknits…

---

Decided to reward myself for a good day with a Diet Coke. CBA vending machine doesn’t have Diet Coke. You win again, universe.

---

@randomknits I wonder if the cats could be persuaded to get me a pressie… (*cough* @the_snook *cough*)

---

@RoseRed_Shoes My laziness wins out.

---

@RoseRed_Shoes Also, I’m a tightarse. *sigh*

---

@witty_knitter @SandraHW @randomknits @thesiswhisperer It’s going to make Guild Camp so much more fun!

---

@richbuggy Did it make you calmer or angrier? 🙂

---

@pinkcatknits @RoseRed_Shoes Yes, but that was a one-off novelty that I regretted the second I tasted them. 🙂

---

@pradsword Well, it provides the data. It’s pretty much up to the user to decide what to do with it. I now have proof that my sleep is crap.

---

@knitterjp @aunty_toots I am lacing up my sneakers right now! Be there shortly. 🙂

---

Knitting at the Bowlo! (@ 99 York St) http://t.co/yct0OdgxYb

---

You know who talks sense? @knitterjp talks sense. The next time I am tempted to feed a troll, I am going to stop and think: WWJPD?

---

@miss_reecie @drkknits @RoseRed_Shoes Only if you wear it with a turban and a LOT of eye shadow.

---

@aunty_toots Notebook is 7″x5″. Magnetic cover. Pen and post-its inside! http://t.co/FkKh6JHYVr http://t.co/MKX426qtVw

---

@mrs_sockvictim From the conference I went to last week.

---

RT @TIME: This woman wants you to stop telling her she’ll ‘change her mind’ about wanting kids | http://t.co/dSmj10kKGc

---

Nine Reasons Why the Cupcake Boom Went Bust http://t.co/GpXiNY88JV // cc @drkknits

---

@drkknits @knitterjp That’s what I’m thinking. Going back to initial requirement: stylish backpack that will fit laptop. Any ideas?

---

Don’t tell anyone in CorporateLand, but I’m wearing a self-made dress today! #laurel @saraicat http://t.co/2kwRDXP6Ya

---

@drkknits @knitterjp But you have a tiny sexy Mac. I’m carrying a giant lump of a Dell, and I need to distribute weight better.

---

@mrs_sockvictim @witty_knitter @surrenderdotty Actually that’s the cardy!

---

@surrenderdotty @drkknits @knitterjp This isn’t really for transport. It’s for walking. And my current shoulder/cross-body solution hurts.

---

@zephyrama Agreed. And tights!!

---

RT @jasonsantamaria: As usual, The Onion nails it. Jesus, This Week: http://t.co/kCHg9OxB79

“This fucking week, sources added.”

---

@imdominating @TrinityMartinez I honestly haven’t memory of any of this. The whole thing ceased to exist from that WRONG theme song.

---

Sometimes it’s like Ravelry is Mean Girls, and I’m trying to be the Tina Fey.

---

Massive pork chop (courtesy of Meat Emporium), coleslaw, and veg. #paleo #yum http://t.co/cCZRoU74bT

---

@witty_knitter Ha! I definitely wasn’t talking about you. Regina George, you are not. 🙂

---

@witty_knitter But @drkknits should definitely stop trying to make “fetch” happen. 🙂

---

@drkknits That’s closer than my two shitheads ever get.

---

@aunty_toots Hear hear!

---

@misswired Mexican asparagus is two for $2.50 at Coles this week. I hit it myself.

---

@drkknits Ha. I don’t watch live television! Hipsters have DVRs. Except *sniff* mine’s broken. So I’ve missed that BBT entirely. 🙁

---

Dear Internet: I really need this red leather satchel/backpack, right? https://t.co/ByUd4KKY70

---

@witty_knitter @wazzag Ooh! Do you know if it makes for a good laptop bag? I want a backpack that I can carry to a corporate office.

---

@zephyrama How does it handle a laptop? Is it relatively comfortable to wear as a backpack?

---

@zephyrama Hm. Laptop is main consideration, as new job has me carrying one around all over. Might have to measure.

---

OMG. The Cambridge Satchel was featured in an episode of Gossip Girl. I must have one! Also, a headband. http://t.co/qL0buFG890

---

Hey @randomknits – how much is 15 balls of Rowan Felted Tweed in your sale? And do ya have these colours? 🙂 http://t.co/peFsmToXmR

---

Oddly, I actually feel my knitting mojo coming back. Just cleared out my Rav queue and started favouriting CARDIGANS of all things.

---

Special thanks to @mrs_sockvictim for finding this lovely top for me at the markets! http://t.co/7C9jpE5gmv

---

@Helen__H Same here. This morning I decided my life would be totally fixed if I could wake up rested at 6am.

---

Challenging day. My poor brain hasn’t had this sort of workout in a very long time. Right now it feels like a dumb lump of wood.

---

@handmethepanda How’d you know? 🙂

---

Have successfully handed over all details of Guild website hosting to @udjamaflip. That’s been on my To Do list for THREE YEARS! *relief*

---

@SallyPompom @udjamaflip I actually have no idea! We’ve yet to meet in real life, I think.

---

@SallyPompom @udjamaflip Oh, durrr. Just realised his Twitter says he’s from the UK. 🙂

---

@clepetit So @pbur is to you, as you are to me? 🙂

---

RT @petersagal: My first take at a complete account of what happened yesterday in Boston, for @Runnersworld http://t.co/IZunrM22xf

---

@TrinityMartinez @imdominating Is this VM3? I’m honestly puzzled. Perhaps this speaks to the blackout rage caused by Piz.

---

@drkknits @miss_reecie @mrs_sockvictim TOTES DIREWOLF!!

---

Can anyone explain or send tutorial link on how to wear a TUCKED IN button-down lady shirt? Especially for those with a pot belly? GAHHHH.

---

@Illdrinn You’re in Sydney now, right? It KILLED me yesterday. I was honestly researching the Zyrtec median lethal dose.

---

Spotted a #DIYRainbow in Chippendale tonight. I hope the rain didn’t wash it away!

---

Anybody else go straight to iTunes looking for The Bear and the Maiden Fair? 🙂

---

RT @eileenDCoE: My heart is breaking for Boston. Wtf is wrong with this world? // Right there with you…

---

RT @SaraMechell: As a runner, I feel like someone just attacked my friends. As a person, I’m just horrified.

---

For those that didn’t believe I’d still wear the gumboots. http://t.co/JUEsJ7Y7Uu

---

@surrenderdotty It’s raining! I had to walk to the station in the rain! (Lady shoes in desk at work.) 🙂

---

Remembering my scattered thoughts and exhaustion after running 42K. Can’t imagine having to deal with emergency situation then.

---