“The RIVER?”

Oh GOOD GRIEF. David Jones is paying Mischa Barton, like, a hundred grand to sit at a couple fashion shows this weekend, and good ol’ Marissa is impressing the journos already. She says she can’t wait to see “the river.” The “river” being Sydney Harbour. If my eyes rolled back any further in my head, we’d have a serious contact lens-related emergency here.

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  1. I’m so glad I wasn’t working today. I had no idea this was happening, and then I went in later to check my roster… apparently it was craziness, and extra staff were called in for crowd control…

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