• Cordury Jeans Bag

    I’ve been obsessed with bags lately. (It offends my feminist pride to admit I carry a purse.) I keep accumulating them because I can never find the ideal one. I got a suede one recently that’s damn near perfect, but every time I carry the thing it rains. Anyhoo, last night on the train home I had a flash of inspiration – why not use one of my now giant (courtesy of the diet) pairs of corduroys to make a bag? The result is before you. It’s lined with a red bandanna and I appliqued felt hearts to the front. Isn’t it cute?

    I’d seen several people on Glitter recommending the “chop off the legs and sew up the crotch” method of making a jeans purse. When I spread out my cords, though, I had to give up on that idea. I mean, they’re huge. I can’t believe my bum was that big. It wouldn’t be a purse; it’d be a duffel bag. So I decided to go halfway. I cut off the legs and then cut it in half vertically near the zipper. Then I spent a good half hour messing around with pins and basting to try and decide how to sew the thing up. Eventually I just said “screw it” and sewed a semi-straight line down the side. Then it came time for the bottom…

    The bottom was the hardest part. See, jeans kinda “pooch” out more in the back to accommodate your bum. So I had more fabric on the back side than on the front. The solution, I eventually figured out, was to put a couple of darts (i.e. folds) in the back piece to make it work out. You can kinda see ’em on the picture of the back. Again, I just kinda eyeballed everything, but it came out looking much better than anticipated.

    Next was the strap, which I made from one of the legs. I like a long strap, so I slit a leg lengthwise and sewed the lengths together to make one really long piece of fabric. Then it was just a matter of folding it together so the seams didn’t show and running a line of stitching along the edge. (I’m happy to report that my little Janome sewing machine handled layers of corduroy very well. My only problem was that occasionally it was a tight fit getting everything under the presser foot. There’s probably a way to lift it up higher though that I just don’t know of.) I sewed the straps to the inside of the waistband, trying out my zig-zag stitch for the first time. I figured there was no way to hide the sewing, so I might as well make it look intentional. ๐Ÿ™‚

    Looking inside the bag at this point, I realized I needed a lining. The front pocket was still hanging in there, and the seams and stuff just looked really messy. I had some bandannas in my fabric stash so I grabbed a red one and fashioned a pocket of similar size to my bag. (Because my bag is kinda trapezoidal in shape, I sewed the lining rectangular at first and then progressively angled in new seams at the top til the opening fit the waistband.) The I just stitched it in place inside the waistband.

    Lastly I decided it needed a little decoration, so I pulled out a piece of felt and cut out some hearts. Then I just sewed them to the front panel (being sure not to go all the way through). They’re just tacked on, so they should be easy to remove if I want to change it in the future.

    The whole time I was making this, I kept imagining that I’d ruined my pants (not that I could wear them anymore anyway) and that the end result would look ridiculous. But when the Snook got home and complimented me on it, I realized that it actually kinda works. I like the fact that it still has pockets and stuff for my mobile and train tickets. It’s yet another product for my eventual craft stand! ๐Ÿ™‚


  • Beware the Ides of March!

    It’s two weeks until I officially enter my “late twenties”. That sucks. I cannot possibly be four years from thirty. It’s just… inconceivable.


  • Friday Five

    1. What is your favorite type of literature to read (magazine, newspaper, novels, nonfiction, poetry, etc.)?
    My gut reaction is to say novels all the way, but in the last year or two I’ve developed a sudden taste for non-fiction. Biographies, travel books, philosophy… you name it. So it’s probably 50-50 right now.

    2. What is your favorite novel?
    Oh, good grief. I don’t know. Douglas Coupland’s Microserfs is probably the book that I’ve owned the most copies of. I just keep lending it to people and then having to buy a new one. The ending makes me bawl.

    3. Do you have a favorite poem? (Share it!)
    I went through a period of affectation in high school where I memorised a bunch of Edgar Allen Poe’s poems and thought I was, like, so deep. Nowadays I’m willing to admit that I don’t care for poetry that much. It’s one of my big problems with The Lord of the Rings, actually. As soon as somebody launches into a song my mind begins to wander.

    4. What is one thing you’ve always wanted to read, or wish you had more time to read?
    To my everlasting geek shame, I’ve only read one Terry Pratchett book, and I haven’t read any of the Dune books. I know, I know…

    5. What are you currently reading?
    A biography of Lucille Ball, and Gregory Maguire’s latest novel Lost. I also just finished The Age of Innocence by Edith Wharton, which I loved. I’m going to have to rent the movie now to see how it compares. After that, the Snook and I are taking turns picking books for each other. I’ve got him reading the His Dark Materials trilogy, and I think he’s going to make me slog through some James Bonds. Should be fun…


  • Server crash

    My server had a crash today so don’t freak out if your comments get dated, say, in January. I’ll fix it. ๐Ÿ™‚


  • Pub Trivia

    A stunning victory was achived tonight at the pub trivia contest… by us! We had been trailing the leaders by four after the first round, but somehow in the end we were ahead by four. (We found out later that they’d been docked for cheating.) My personal highlights were knowing the top three grossing films of the 1930’s, the movie whose soundtrack featured “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”, and the instrument that Woody Allen plays. (At least I’m finally putting that film degree to use, huh?) Unfortunately I tanked on Al Bundy’s favorite nudie magazine. My dad would be ashamed.


  • Mr. Rogers

    RIP Mr. Rogers. *sniff* (Does anybody else remember the crazy puppet lady that looked like Phyllis Diller and lived in the merry-go-round house? She was my favorite.)


  • Gryffindor Stocking Cap

    Gryffindor Stocking CapHere’s my latest knitting project, a stocking cap that I whipped up earlier this week. As you can see, I’m still trying to use up leftover bits of Harry Potter scarf yarn. The pattern is pretty easy to follow and it’s a good one to get familiar with using double-pointed needles (for knitting in the round). The only part I had trouble with was the tassel. Mine is all kinds of wonky. But the rest is cute, huh?


  • Evil

    How evil are you? I am depressingly good. Name that movie quote: “I’m Bad Ash. And you’re Good Ash! You’re little goody two shoes, little goody two shoes…” (Link courtesy of a fellow goody-goody.)


  • No, SMG!

    Now even Variety is reporting that SMG is officially leaving Buffy. She’s such an idiot. Even at its worst, Buffy is fifty times better than any movie role she’s had to date. I hope they go with a Faith spin-off…


  • Connected

    Hooray! The Snook e-mailed to say that our home internet connection has been fixed. Regular posting will resume shortly!



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